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gabillion

The amount of frivolous government spending of my hard-earned tax dollars.
Congress passed a gabillion dollar budget for 2005.
by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005
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Gerbilling

The insertion of a Gerbil into ones rectal cavity, often for pleasure or occasionally ritually in the Philipino community to welcome the coming spring season.
Carl: Hey, are you coming to the dinner tonight? We have reservations.

Terry: Sorry, I promised Hans I'd help him with his Gerbilling.

Carl: Well, we all know that is a two man job!

Terry: That we do, Carl, that we do.
by Mike Danger Williams February 1, 2018
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Gerbilling

Generally performed by homosexuals; the act of stuffing a gerbil up one's butt. Once in the folds of the anus, the gerbil becomes claustrophobic and claws and digs, giving the homosexual pleasure. A string is often tied to the gerbil's tail to allow the gerbiller to pull it back out. Toilet paper roles may also be used to help launch the gerbil into the homosexual's butt.
My gay friend went gerbilling with Richard Gere.
by Jebus November 17, 2006
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Garball

a ball of garfish, usually eaten as an appetiser
yes, bryan, we are having garballs before dinner
by sriricota August 12, 2018
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Gabillionaire

Function: noun

Date: coined early twenty-first century

1. A person whose estimations of worth include pseudo-numbers, often with mix-and-match prefixes and suffixes.
<ka-million, qua-trillion, ga-zillion, etc.> If a person uses this word to describe a wealthy individual, they are themselves, in fact, the true "gabillionaire".


2. One whose assets exceed the nonsensical amount of "gabillion". A rare breed, to be sure.
1. "It's ok, I have a bazillion of these at home. Take some." -person

"You must be able to afford them because you're a gabillionaire." -other person *chuckles knowingly*



2. The gabillionaire's home was hard to find, given that their party had no idea what it looked like; the proprietor had described the value his estate in terms that cannot be represented in standard bank accounts.
by calubflower April 1, 2009
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Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin

Stuff a piece of frozen chocolate cake in the ass like a dildo then thaw it and eat it covered in butt drool.
That girl I gave the Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin to last night freaked after I told her the cake she just ate was in her ass last night.
by Richard Kraft August 28, 2006
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Gabillion

A number so big, that it's small.
...and then we kicked it up a notch, and now I'm 420 gabillion high out of 14.
by HummaBoo February 25, 2011
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