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Galactic Penis

When you deep dick her so long and hard it makes her see stars.
He gave me the galactic penis last night. I’m pretty sure I did a pleasure pass out.

After taking the galactic penis for over an hour, I came so hard I soaked the sheets.
by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020
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Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The best drink in existance.
Take the juice form one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
Allow four liters of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady oders of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle, sweet, and mystic.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle zamphour.
Add an olive.
Drink... but... very carefully.
Zaphod Beeblebrox invented the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
by annon. February 9, 2004
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galactic fail

A fail that cannot be describe simply as a fail, or an epic fail. This level of failure requires the new adjective of 'Galactic'.
You're 30 and still live in your parents' basement? Galactic Fail.
by entmike June 15, 2008
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galactic whore

A mega slut, the kind of girl that could be spit roasted by two donkeys and still want more.
victoria was not opposed to being fisted and ass fucked at the same time
being a galactic whore.
by Sirus May 15, 2003
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Galactic Sextasy

A form of intimate sexual stimulation involving just you and a sexual partner, hits of ecstasy*, and your individual or joined levels of creativity and imagination. Unlike traditional courting circumstances, Galactic Sextasy can occur anywhere, at anytime, with anyone.

For me, Galactic Sextasy occurs when a male and female astronaut set aside an entire day in which they get together and let their imaginations take them far, far away on a thizz-tasticly erotic outer space adventure. With stimulant addition ones imagination can often times open up to a plethora of unpredictably unique sexual possibilities. Say theres a girl whom youre interested in and she somehow becomes interested in you. With Galactic Sextasy you could be tongue-tickling her star-studded sparklebox while stimulating the north star of her kitty constellation and simultaneously radiating an intense multitude of deep space pleasure tremors all throughout the coveted G-star in the luscious depths of her Hyman Cosmos.

*Footnote: Taking ecstasy pills before mentally departing on your naughty deep space adventure is crucial to the experience. Let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be totally thizzled out, floating through a meteor shower while getting a blow job? There are no ends to the possibilities because there are no ends to what you can imagine, so keep your eyes to the skies, your thoughts unique and creative, and just keep on poppin em.
"Dude, did you see that girl I left Walter's party with last night? She was a freak!
"No shit, what happened?"
"Well, she is pretty into to raving I guess so when we got back to her apartment she brought out some thizz and we started rolling so tough! I couldn’t stop feeling myself and I guess she couldn't stop feeling me either cause one thing lead to another and before long she was boarding my love rocket with intentions to bone! The shuttle launched from fellatio bay and Galactic Sextasy took it from there. That bitch was out of this world."

"Oh honey, what do you know about this Galactic Sextasy craze?? Apparently it's really popular with young people because all the kids are taking ecstasy and having unprotected sex these days.. Do any of your friends Galactically Sextacize?"
"Okay two things; First off, I don't want to have this conversation with you. Secondly, stop watching Vh1 cause they’re target audience isn't even old enough to have seen the end of just half as many years that you have to boast. So kids are popping ecstasy and fucking each other while they dream about outer space, who cares? It's naught a big deal, let it go Mom.”
by ItalSpliffSmokingPussy June 22, 2011
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galactic cannibalism

The most common result of the gravitational merger of two or more galaxies is an irregular galaxy of one form or another, although elliptical galaxies may also result. It has been suggested that galactic cannibalism is currently occurring between the Milky Way and the Large and Small Magellanic Clouds.
Galaxies swallow each other like a cannibal hence galactic cannibalism
by Ravenalien September 24, 2014
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GALACTIC WIENER SNOT

THE ALIEN LEFT GALACTIC WIENER SNOT IN MANY OF HIS MATES ON MULTIPLE PLANETS THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY.
by jamessthilaire December 20, 2017
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