gatarded

So retarded that Lady Gaga would be ashamed.

Your mom's so gatarded she thought disco sticks grew on trees

by LittlemonsteR333 November 7, 2010

Gaytarded

When a person can't decide if they are just gay (not as in homosexual as in they do something stupid) or retarded...so then the person is both making them gaytarded

Tyler: Mike are you gay or are you retarded
Mike:uhmmm...(5 seconds of silence)
Tyler:Mike you are gaytarded!

by RealTalkKswag October 15, 2011

Gaytar

A guitar which makes its player appear homosexual, regardless of whether or not they actually are.

http://img3.musiciansfriend.com/dbase/pics/products/1/9/7/537197.jpg

This is a gaytar.

by Jeedoh Plankus April 22, 2009

dirty gabara

It occurs when sperm "cum" is ejaculated rather launched from the penis into the victims "biatches" eye. It is somewhat like the zombie however not as violent. It can be done by multiple participants thus blinding the biatch.

After a brief minute of sexual intercourse Scott turned Sumi around and gave her a dirty gabara.
It was sweet.

by fish and javier January 21, 2005

Gastard

A Gastard is a fart that no one claims. It is a concatenation of "gas" and "bastard". A fatherless fart.

"Oooooh!" exclaimed Alex. "Who fathered that bomb?" Not me's ring out from the crowd. "It is a stinky gastard!"

by CaptJTKirk August 27, 2009

Gastarius

A mix between Darius in League of Legends and Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.
If a player plays Gastarius he MUST sing the Gaston-song from the movie.

I think I will play Gastarius today.

by Neomancer712 March 17, 2013

Gaytard

An insult used to make fun of people who are gay whilst at the same time, calling them a retard. The subject of the word doesn't have to actually be gay as it just uses the word "gay" being an insult, not what it actually means.

Dan why did you steal my pencil you're such a gaytard!

by Big duck called dave December 17, 2019