Matthew Gray Gubler

This man is the sweetest person to ever exist. Once you become obsessed everything you talk about will be centered around him.

Emily: Hey have you seen Matthew Gray Gubler in 68 Kill?
Me: UM, DUHH?? Matthew Gray Gubler is my REASON FOR LIVING.

by starfleuri December 12, 2020

gambler's fallacy

The belief that the odds of an event occurring increase after it has failed to occur a certain number of times.

This nickel has come up "heads" 5 times in a row; the next time it has to be a "tail."

by cornholio October 9, 2003

peanut gallery

The term originated back in the theatre, where the cheapest seats were those way at the bottom floor and where people purchased peanuts because they were the cheapest snack. If they disapproved of the performance, they would throw the peanuts.

Howdy Doody, a show that started in the 1940's (not 50's), the children in the crowd were considered the "Peanut Gallery."

Vaudeville era man: Ay! This show sucks! You all suck! get off the stage! *Throws peanuts

Announcer: No more comments from the peanut gallery!!!!!!

Vaudeville era woman: Throw more nuts chap!!!!
Vaudeville era man: I'll give you some of my nuts instead..

by j-reg August 17, 2012

shooting gallery

heroin users version of a crack house

he od'd over at the shooting gallery

by chillcat May 30, 2003

penis gallery

In a chatroom, 'the penis gallery' are the group who can be counted on to twist any conversation south of the border.

It was an emotive conversation until the penis gallery chirped in with their inevitable blatant double entendre.

by Mo Dixley September 16, 2005

Gable

A girl who is extremely beautiful, funny, kind and has a big heart. She may seem like she has a hard shell on the outside, but on the inside she's soft and warm. Gable is a beautiful human being, with the most kissable cheeks (because of her adorable dimples), the most beautiful eyes and the biggest, brightest smile. She knows just how to make you laugh when you're feeling down. She always has the right thing to say and knows how to make you smile. Gable is a girl who is so much fun, a little wild, and is always up for an adventure. She is truly an amazing person. If you're dating a gable, don't ever let her go. Marry that girl.

Gable is so beautiful. Just look at her.

I'm in love with gable.

by xoxlovexox February 28, 2017

Gayler Brown

An agressive atheist, fat ass, hypocrite who shits on the bottom of the toliet. Best comebacks involve turning the insult back at the person who insulted him.

Example
Me:
"Gayler, you're a fag!"
Gayler:
"No! You are a fag!"

More examples of Gayler:
"You believe in God? HARHARHARHARHAR! You are by far the stupidest fucker alive!"

"How bout I.....______ face!"
"shit on your"
"fuck your"
"sit on your"
"kick your"
"cum on your"

"Christ! Gayler Brown just ate all the children of a Somalian village, and then shit them out on the bottom of the toilet!"

by 203 G March 8, 2005