by Digbick282828 June 11, 2018

Thinks he is a ladies man.. reality says he cock blocks like a defensive lineman and is always missing when its his round.. classic south african.
jealous when anyone he knows (apart from him) talks to a girl.
jealous when anyone he knows (apart from him) talks to a girl.
Lad 1: Yo man what happened to you and that girl you were talking to.
Lad 2: Oh man i was on the tune, waiting for the next blokes round, he comes back, no beers and steals the girl.
Lad 1: man thats classic gilbert antics.
Lad 2: Ain't that the truth.
Lad 2: Oh man i was on the tune, waiting for the next blokes round, he comes back, no beers and steals the girl.
Lad 1: man thats classic gilbert antics.
Lad 2: Ain't that the truth.
by aaron previte October 21, 2011

Double booking yourself - especially with regards to social events and boozing - taken from that Gilbert Grape film
Mate A: Where's Fred, he said he'd be here
Mate B: Really, he told me he's staying in with the misses
Mate A: Why is he always doing a Gilbert?
Mate B: Really, he told me he's staying in with the misses
Mate A: Why is he always doing a Gilbert?
by SilverHornet June 24, 2010

So where u live?
In Gilbert.
In Gilbert.
by Silvercougar May 03, 2009

“Fuck, that nigga is a Gilbert “
by Anti Gilbert Society June 11, 2018

person 1: "It smell like somebody just blasted a L."
person 2: "Yeah, we just passed Gilberts. Lot people burnin' green over there."
person 2: "Yeah, we just passed Gilberts. Lot people burnin' green over there."
by Can Ox April 06, 2008

Gilbert is the first African American to be named Gilbert. Gilbert has the embodiment of pure chaos and will stop at nothing.
He has been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and has over 300 confirmed kills. Not only he has extensively trained in unarmed combat, but Gilbert has access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent if you go in his way
He has been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and has over 300 confirmed kills. Not only he has extensively trained in unarmed combat, but Gilbert has access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent if you go in his way
"Hey GILBERT"
by Gilbert Gottfried August 30, 2019
