fornitura 

Spanish twist on an English word, with several meanings and uses

1. a person of little to no self drive, who needs to be moved around and pushed around to get them to do something.

2. a friend who promised to do something and then renegued for no good reason, especially if this is his or her usual behavior

can be shortened to "forni" as in "que forni eres" when talking to the person being described by the word

Mi fornitura hermano quedo conmigo en llevarme los muebles hoy a casa, pero nunca llego.

Quedaste mal conmigo, que forni eres.

fornitura by Rebe September 8, 2005

fjurniture 

Swedish furniture

I went to Ikea and got some fjurniture for the summer house near the fjord.

fjurniture by Patatapang Pupeerputug August 2, 2008

furniture 

The term used for women attached to a domicile as a perk (like renting an apartment that is already furnished).

From the movie Soylent Green:
Shirl tells Thorn that she's getting a new tenant
Det. Thorn: He'll like you. You're a helluva piece of furniture.
Shirl: Don't talk to me like that. Please.
Det. Thorn: OK.

furniture by duffolonious March 29, 2009

Furniture shopping 

Inappropriate or predatory sexual advances (usually initiated by orange men with small penises and low IQs)
See: Donald Trump

"I did try and f--- her. She was married... And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, 'I'll show you where they have some nice furniture.'" - Donald Trump

Furniture shopping by Princeofpalmbeach October 9, 2016

originally, someone who makes furniture with an axe 

The original definition of Hacker
hacker

Axes are overrated.

The other person who did this (the one with the mock html tags) is very clever. Nice :)

originally, someone who makes furniture with an axe by Dharya9 December 3, 2003

Rearrange the furniture 

Said when you want to leave a group or gathering to go have sex without actually saying it.

We have to go rearrange the furniture - see you in a couple hours.

Rearrange the furniture by Junior's Girlfriend May 31, 2011

Furniture 

Something you sit on.

Grenade is a peice of furniture

Furniture by Apple liker December 18, 2012