Funitude

n.

1. Someone that always exhibits an attitude of fun and excitement in what he/she is doing. This person often is the life of the party and invited to events just because friends/acquaintances know they will have more fun if he/she is there.

2. Person lacking of standard excuses for not having fun or going out, such as: "i'm tired", "I have to get up early", "I have my kid tonight", "My spouse said i can't go out", "I drank too much last night"

Bachelor: Can we go home now I have a wedding in the morning.

Best man: NO! You had better change your funitude right now or no more dances for you!

OR

Person 1: Man, last night was crazy.

Person 2: I know, Person 3 is the world record holder for "purveyor of funitude" (as measured on the official funitudity meter)

by Dick Turner October 14, 2009

Gain of function

Is a phrase in Military diplomatic doublespeak meaning "Weaponization".

After watching Dr Fouci and others discussing the issue of "Gain of function research" for some time now, you should realize that -

Gain of function means Weaponization.
In the same way as "doing collateral damage" means "Killing innocent civilians" in diplomatic military language.

by RocketMan November 30, 2021

high functioning

A term used in the case of mental disorders. Someone with a disorder who can conceal his symptoms or participate in society is considered to be high functioning.

Autism in combination with an IQ of 70 or higher is called high functioning autism.

Bill may be a psychopath, but he is capable of managing a job and family without doing seriously harm to anyone - I think he's high functioning.

by justErinn August 2, 2016

Funtak Josip

Funtak josip is a god that we dont deserve.He has 3 magical teath.

Every girl thinks hes hot.
He looks like an egg.

Eva:Who beat you with abelt un till you cried
Vito:Funtak Josip did

by Ravnateljica Oš gustava gk September 12, 2020

Man Function

Any function that seems manly to a group of testosterone and beer fueled men such as a truck show, car show, boat show, RV show or and such visit to a bass pro shop. It works well with a large group of men, that way it doesnt look like a date

Person 1:Hey did you hear? Jasons organizing a Man Function!
Person 2: Hell Yea! I Love You Guys In A Totally Non Gay Way.
Person 1: Me Too, Now rub Me down with deer scent

by Johnny "The Answer" March 29, 2010

Functioning alcoholic

When one can be drunk every night and still be completely function able the next day

Nate went out every night this week and got totally shit faced. He still got to work the next morning at 8... He's a functioning alcoholic

by Tater tot 5190 June 30, 2014

Functioning Retard

One who is medically diagnosed as "Mentally Retarded" but manages to function at a normal level. While managing at a normal level that said person does things that would make other believe that he is a dumb-ass, dimwhit, or plaind old retard. See George W. Bush

Everything George W. Bush said during his speeches.

Some functioning retards managed to make their way to the top, president Bush did.

by CoUnMe April 21, 2010