fungal fucking

Having sex with a mushroom.

Person 1: woah! I just fungal fucked.

Person 2: woww! Me too!! I love fungal fucking!

by Glitterboss3 November 4, 2022

Fungal Chasm

When a woman does not wash her vagina and it gets infected or diseased.

Damn, I thought she was hot till I took her back home and saw that fungal chasm

by Fuduckle May 3, 2023

fungal freak

A person who takes magic mushrooms often and brags about it.

Someone who is always tripping on magic mushrooms.

Jacob: Have you heard about Jack?
Samuel: Yeah! I heard he’s a total fungal freak!

by FungalFreak February 9, 2024

fungal infection

an infectious condition consisting of a parasitic fungus.

"put your cock away bro, why does that thing have mushrooms growing on it dude, that's honestly really grody"
"please Murray, I don't want to see that thing"
"dude, this is a school, put that away before someone walks past"
"dude, that's a legit fungal infection, thank god you haven't been able to transmit it"

by shitpostinghotgirl April 10, 2024

Bungle Fungal

Ass Fungus; Butt mildew

"Dude I was fuckin her doggy style and smelled somethin bad so I spread her ass cheeks and she has bungle fungals!"

by Sir Dangles January 12, 2009

Suburban fungal

The inner city phenomenon of the worst suburban ideals such as: conformity, cookie cutter, boring and small-mindedness infecting a major city from the inside out.

Today I saw yet another "mom & Pop" shop close only to be replaced with another Bridle/baby stroller/Bank Branch/all you can eat buffet/home wares store in San Francisco. The "Suburban Fungal" is growing.

by indieboysf August 23, 2012

Going Fungal

A lot slower than "going viral"

Gal 1: "why did you do the FB post on that stupid shit about sweaty sex with animals?

Gal 2: "It's going viral."

Gal 1: "Sorry, you may get 3 likes at the most. It's going fungal."

by euphemismo October 21, 2012