Fenderise

The use of male genitalia to protect the distance between two precious closing objects

James fenderised his cock between the bow of his ride and the stand on vessel

by Limbic Candy May 5, 2019

fuck off fund

A large sum of money saved up in the event that you tell your employer or partner fuck off. A fuck-offee should have a years' worth of expenses saved to remain self-sustaining while looking for a new source of income.

I told my boss to fuck off today and that's alright because my fuck off fund has my back.

by Lizisms December 14, 2017

Finder Moment

An intense conversation that is often one-sided and emotionally volatile that continues without stopping, crescendoing without a peak or end in sight.

A long conversation that ensues about politics, banking, illegal drug use, etc. - lead mainly by one individual who continues to beat the figurative horse to death until any others involved in the conversation wish they were elsewhere. Might be referred to after-the-fact as "There he goes, again. Had another Finder Moment."

by Smmidget February 1, 2017

fundagelical

Someone who believes in a totalitarian world rule with an American Christo-theocratic party dictating legislation based on limited interpretation of scripture they consider applicable. Applicable scripture is limited to scripture in which they personally are willing to impose on others regardless of whether they, themselves, personally adhere to it in private.

Derived from a contraction of the words Fundamentalist and Evangelical.

James Dobson, Pat Robertson & Fred Phelps are leaders in the fundagelical movement.

by anonymous April 21, 2005

trust fund baby

A young person whose parents are wealthy and have set up a trust for their son or daughter. The trust fund ensures that the child will be taken care of financially for life.

That guy is a trust fund baby. Since he doesn't need to work, he's just going to law school to pass the time and to learn how to protect his inheritance when the time comes.

by Jack654 September 23, 2008

fundeilism

An aide design to rise emotions

Fundeilism is what caused your state of emotion

by Cookie and peewee November 3, 2022

Target Finder

Weapon attachment in Black Ops 2 for guns that lights up red when someone is in your crosshairs. Widely employed by scrubs who can't aim.

Guy camping in corner with Lsat + Target finder: Man I'm pro!

by Thatperson4321 March 21, 2013