Monkey The Funduster

A simian with magic powder.

'Who goes there?' I cry into the darkness
The only reply that he could muster,
'I'm everything you'll ever need my friend, I am Monkey The Funduster.'
And so I smiled and went to sleep.

Jon Richardson 6music

by MonkeyTheFunduster February 17, 2010

Fungus in a Suit

A person or phenomenon that battles hard to overcome any challenges that life brings.

Check out Fungus in a Suit passed out on the couch.

by Adam 'Fungus' Sullivan January 18, 2008

Foot Fungus

Burger King foot lettuce

The last thin you'd want in your Burger King burger, is someone's foot fungus.

"Yo, don't eat that burger. Someone's foot fungus is on the lettuce."

by cY-3 April 4, 2019

Bum Fungus

Bum Fungus is a fungal infection of the outer colon.

Bum Fungus is usually found in the holes of Pregnant women, Acrobats and people named Robert.

by colin worth July 23, 2007

Fungused

The act of taking someone else's computer or other device and looking up something sketchy or humorous, and accusing the person of doing it themselves. Particularly used for the word "Fungus" and the website puginarug.com.

Did you hear the news? Ruby fungused Jonas! That's awfully suspicious of Jonas.

by Funguser November 18, 2021

Fauci Fungus

A trendy new term to call the corona virus.

Man 1: Bro I think this damn fauci fungus has finally got ahold of me!!!
Man 2: The what got ahold of you?
Man 1: You know the Fauci Fungus it's been around now since 2019!!!
Man 2: Oh you mean the covid.

Man 1 : Man fuck calling it covid let's call it Fauci Fungus seems fitting right I mean creator should be reflected in the created. Plus that shit catchy.

Man 2: Yea bro you are right fauci fungus is pretty damn catchy. Bout as Catchy as Talkin Fauci!!!

by Stick1 January 28, 2022

fungus face

a beard, heavy whiskers

that fungus face over there has more hair round his chops than Santa

beard hairy face stubble face growthunshavenwhiskers

by notquitepatrick October 22, 2015