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Fuchs

German word meaning Fox. It is pronounced Fox in the U.S. by people with the last name. It is pronounced Fucks by telemarketers, nurses, bankers, enemies, bill collectors, and other morons. It is also incorrectly enunciated Fuches, Fooch, Futch, Futches, Fooks, Fa-yooks, and so forth.
Answering Machine: Thank you for calling the Mr. Fuchs (pronounced Fox) residence. Please leave your message along with your telephone number after the beep.

Bill Collector: There is an important telephone call for Mr. Fucks. Please call me at 1-800-EAT-SHIT to discuss this important business matter. This is not a solicitation, and it is very important that you call me between the hours of 8 to 5, Monday thru Friday.

Mr. Fuchs: If you call me and pronounce my last name wrong one more time, you and your bank can go fuck yourself back to Bangalore where you belong. It is pronounced FOX!
by Mr. Vos February 28, 2007
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Futch scale

A scale of different “types” of lesbians. Different places on the scale are:
•High Femme
•Femme
•Butchy Femme, also known as Chapstick Lesbian
•Futch
•Soft Butch
•Butch
Stone Butch
Person A: “Where do you fall on the futch scale?”
Person B: “I’m a soft butch.”
by lesbeans are valid February 10, 2018
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Captain Fuschetti

Captain fuschetti is what we all call him or fuckshitty which is his most popular name and is above understandable because this childish racist and self centered fuck is a piece of fucking scum beneath everyones feet but he doesnt like to know that and how everyone thinks about him because he is scared of the real world and can´t take it because he is a fucking pussy and bosses everyone around and even gets mad at people who are doing nothing besides work because he likes to think that he is the fucking boss and can do whatever he because he is the teacher which isn´t fucking right, because he makes kids feel bad about themselves and insecure by calling them fat and shit which is disrespectful, ho ya I forgot to add in that he is a fucking child molester (not really) who likes to look at girls whilst they run and one time made a kid strip his clothes of besides his underware and looked at him for idk maybe a full fucking minute like wtf man heś a kid and your a grown man like grow up and get your testicals to fall out of your stomache pussy lips fuck face cunt.
"Hey have you heard about the captain fuschetti lately" ¨Nah nigga I aint give a fuck about that fuckboY nigga pussy he can go die bruh¨
by Thanos Dabbing April 30, 2019
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fuchnook

(V.)- To swivel in a disorderly manner
She nervously fuchnooked in her chair while awaiting for her friend to arrive.
by Jay effects July 1, 2009
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Schlager Fuchs

(1)anthropomorphic red fox of German and Scottish descent who enjoys consuming alcohol especially Gold Schlager or Jaegermeister.

(2)name derives from two factors: (a)Schlager for his fondness of the drink (b)Fuchs which is the German word for fox.
"Man, that Schlager Fuchs sure can hold his liquor!"
by Matthew MacDougall December 10, 2007
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fuschnackered

Man, I got so fuschnackered last night.
by The Great King Ryan June 1, 2017
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futch

a lesbian who has feminine looks but masculine dress and/or style. femme + butch = futch
dani from a shot at love with tila tequila is futch.
by sydbarrettsaves December 26, 2007
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