Spoogebob Fudgepants

a sexually deviant act performed by a man (first name: Robert) on a woman whereas the woman proceeds to shit her pants (whilst wearing them) and the man shoots his hot baby-gravy on said shat pants, the woman then proceeds to clean off the Fudgepants by consuming the mixture using only a wooden spoon.

I picked up this chick at Target and gave her the Spoogebob Fudgepants in the dressing room.....she had a lot of nerve, didn't even thank me and sheees did that joint smell

by cornfritter December 29, 2010

fudgepackers

Slang for the Green Bay Packers.

Looks like the Minnesota Vikings are playing the fudgepackers today. I hope Brett Fagre throws 5 more interceptions.

by Jack Often November 27, 2007

fudge pack

the action of having sexual intercourse anally.

You fudge-packer

by Zephyrgais January 18, 2003

fudgeduck

another word for poop, turd, crap, shit

I'm about to take this fudgeduck for a swim in the pond.

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

Fudgepacker Paradox

This refers to the phenomenon of gay males having more success attracting women than straight males do. This is paradoxical as, obviously, a gay male has no interest in the women they monopolize away from straight males.

"Gay men get all the women. Everyone knows this. It's called the Fudgepacker Paradox."

by GingerBeer June 17, 2012

fudgepacking

What somebody might call, "packing" for a move when they're forced to move frequently.

{From the side of a MeHaul moving box}:

ME-HAUL BOXES ARE SPECIFICALLY SIZED TO MAKE FUDGEPACKING
AND UNLOADING HARDER FOR THE DON'T-IT-YOURSELF F46607.

by Telephony July 3, 2014

fudgepacktastic

(fudgepacktastic) gay and a half.. excessively gay, extremely gaynal (gay+anal)

damn man, that curtis kid is really fudgepacktastic.. i dont want to hang out with him anymore man..

by tha_ultimate_hustla September 9, 2006