fuckability

A measure of how much you would have sex with a person. Often ranging on a scale of 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest).

Dude, checkout that girl.
Meh, she's not that hot. I'd say... fuckability of about 5.

by sublimal June 26, 2004

fuckaholic

An overly-horny teenager who cannot get sex off of his or her mind long enough to even function normally.

Dude, your golden retriever is a fuckaholic, get him off my leg!

by NAPO August 14, 2003

Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory

Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad

Proof that Plato's Ring of Gyges was a prophecy.

In Plato's Republic, Socrates proposes what a person would do if they were given the Ring of Gyges, which turns a person invisible and essentially anonymous. Would they still have an incentive to be just under such circumstances? We now know what's like because of the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory. Let's just say, the results do not reflect well on man.

by RandomAssDude November 7, 2011

fuckwack

A word used by nuke Submariners to describe a large amount of something. Used when the described amount is more than an asswack, shitwack, shit ton, ass ton, or even fuck ton.

Dude, get up there...they just put out a fuckwack of nuggets!

by JoeTheSmag December 3, 2011

Fuckably

Combination of 'to fuck' and 'probably'. Used to describe a person we not necessarily like but would probably fuck.

Don't confuse with Fuckably Hot

- Do you like him?
- Fuckably.

by dumb_dj March 10, 2011

Fuckachewy

A replacement for fuck, but then again it has the word in it so why bother.

To show that you are absolutely done with with people’s bullshit in a fun loving way that makes you feel warm with a :) in your heart

“Fuckachewy” - guy with a hat

“You are suck a Fuckachewy, bro” - what my cat said to me

by AxKunIsHitchinARide November 16, 2022

fuckaduck

An expression of surprise.

Well fuckaduck! I never knew such a position was possible!

by JSlayerUK March 30, 2005