fucktolos

Expression used when you are too excited for words. Usually at the beginning of a sentence where you are preparing your audience for a wild story.

Brad: Fucktolos! I remember I was swallowed by a snake so I tickled it from the inside and it exploded then a hunter dude came out of nowhere and cried because I "killed his son".

Kyle: Brad, stop fucking doing drugs.

by TooStupidToTalk January 12, 2018

Fucktrosity

When your watching porn, usually at like 3 am; and you see the weirdest shit but your curiosity gets the better of you.
You click and are never the same.
-Luca June 9th 2021

“Man, I saw the weirdest fucktrosity last night you wouldn’t even believe!”

by lucachuchu June 9, 2021

fucktros

a more politically correct way of saying "holy fuck"

"Holy fucktros Becky...look at the size of his cock"

by Becky November 16, 2004

fucktrousers

First uttered by Steve Firth on Usenet (<[e-mail]>), this is simply another variant on all those fuck-<insert-noun-here> insults that people use.

Very good, don't you think?

Heck, you'll never know will you, fucktrousers?

by Harvey Denton January 11, 2004

fucktool

1. (n.) any sexual accessory or device that closely mimicks the shape of a nice hard cock.

2. (n.) a child or adult who is unwittingly stupid, i.e. a moron or idiot

See also dildo and butt plug.

1. "I want you to ram that fucktool right up my pussy NOW, David! Oh, huhuhuhu!!!"

2. "I told you not to answer the door after ten o'clock you little fucktool!

by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008

ficktrool

a amazing spoonerism and conglamoration of the words trick and fool.

My sister tried to ficktrool me into sticking a key into an electrical socket.

by wm January 15, 2005

Fuckarilla

1)An epic fuck-up
2)Synonym for Cluster-fuck

1) "Your face is a fuckarilla"
"You being born was a fuckarilla"
2)This is just one big fuckarilla"

by SpirkLoveChild September 6, 2013