Fucktober

Fucktober is a time to celebrate sexual promiscuity, for the month of October, it doesn’t matter if you’re at work, shopping, at the cinema, out at a bar, a restaurant, at home, or even walking the dog, hook-up and have sex with as many random strangers as you can.

If you have a partner, why not enjoy some threesomes, some gangbanging, or even some orgies.

I can't wait for Fucktober this year, me and my partner are going to have so much fun.

by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 19, 2023

Fucktoy

The meaning of fucktoy when a man calls his woman this, depends on the context in which it's used. Far from demeaning, when said in the throes of passion, it can be a torrid word of endearment, especially in a D/s dominant/submissive relationship.

Jay: "Ohhhhhh, you are my Fucktoy, mine to do with as I please!" Jane: "Ohhhhh God... Say it again ... again ... use me for your pleasure. I love being your Fucktoy. I want it so bad I can't stand. My pussy is throbbing for you to be inside me."

by Dex_terity June 30, 2015

fucktard Biden

The 46th POTUS.

Gee, Mitt, that Fucktard Biden is a real douche nozzle!

by Maga! January 22, 2021

mega-fuckton

equivalent to one million fuck tons (a fuck ton is approximately 200 shit-tons)

An extremely large quantity.

"I have a mega-fuckton of organic chemistry homework due tomorrow."

by Mimi Baker February 21, 2013

fucktard contest

An alternative, and very cynical, name for election day.

I'm going down to the polls on Tuesday to vote in the fucktard contest.

by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003

Fucktard Stink Box

Most often defined as a bitter, low life, idiotic, tool, with absolutely nothing to offer to society. Also known as a brainless piece of shit and a disgusting waste of resources . These types of people grow old and fat and eventually die off without leaving their mark on the world.They are insignificant and are angry about it. A Fucktard Stink Box is always at fault for all of the negativity in their life. Usually low class and very addicted to drama. Self loathing and self destructive. Tries to make other lives a miserable hell because they hate their own.

The Fucktard Stink Box spent all of her time in life worrying about insignificant egotistical issues. Eventually she wasted away without a claim to her name and died.

by 8inchdelite January 1, 2010

fuckdorable

fucking adorable; adorably fuckable; describing someone who is both cute and very hot

He's not just cute, he's fuckdorable.

by jstegosaur September 17, 2011