fucktastrophe

An event involving several IT System or Hardware failures in a short period of time. Usually marked by a several-million to one chance of occurance.

Will usually produce trembles, tremors and nervous ticks in upper level IT managers.

We lost a load balancer and two servers today! It was a total fucktastrophe!

by seevo315 April 13, 2011

fucktard whisperer

Someone who is patient and can rationalize with fucktards when no one else can. A voice of reason that calms down fucktards.

(Like the dog whisperer, but with fucktards instead of dogs.)

My fiance is THE fucktard whisperer. He's so patient with them.

by Mama_G February 2, 2017

fucktardia

State of mind/place of mental residence of a fucktard; those engaged in fucktardary

slx is the Lord Mayor of Fucktardia

by Ðiego December 7, 2002

Fucktastic

1. Saying that something is 'fucking fantastic'.
2. Used in sarcasm.

1. Gosh that sex last night was fucktastic!!
2. She's not leaving? Oh thats just fucktastic!

by Brade June 30, 2011

Fucktangle

A situation with endless problems, one where you're fucked, from every angle.

Last night ended up being a fucktangle.

by pseudonymtis February 27, 2019

fucktard

A contraction of "fucking retard".

fucking + retard = fucktard

by cm476 November 7, 2002

Fucktardation

a highly undesirable circumstance; the state in which fucktards are doomed to continually exist. Paradoxically, fucktards (consciously or unconsciously) also perpetuate the state of fucktardation everywhere they go. Thus, the fucktard essentially functions as a living virus of fucktardation.

"Dude, did any fly hookers show up for the party at dangus' place?"

"Hell naw dawg, that joint was nothin' but a sausage party...but the REAL fucktardation didn't start until the pigs rolled up."

by hecktor dangus, esq. November 9, 2007