fucksmack

A person who is a total dumbass.

Jay mead is a dildonian fucksmack.

by Jay Mead October 25, 2003

Fucksakes

An ancient Australian word meaning a situation in which it’s all gone to shit

For Fucksakes Kevin stop sucking my dick

by ChoccyMilkAndStaminadeRGreat June 11, 2018

fuckhand

1. (noun) the assistance an individual requires when in a dire situation.
2. (verb) the act of lending a hand to someone who is in a situation in which they are fucked.

1. In the movie Titanic, Rose and Jack were in need of a serious fuckhand.
2. I found a lost kid yesterday so I fuckhanded him.

by Slob Kabob December 30, 2019

fuckghanistan

A lawless piece-of-shit land, whose men don't have enough balls to defend themselves.

Give a fuckghanistani a fish & you feed him for a day. Teach a fuckghanistani to fish & you starve him to death because that goddamn fuckghanistani simply denies to try feeding himself.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 16, 2021

Fuckstandard

A person who looks good enough to fuck

That chick who lives in you block is fuckstandard u know, i wouldnt mind poking her

by Rinsa July 13, 2007

FUCKSAKE

annoyed and in a small space

Getting really pissed off in a life there would be enough room to say "for fucks sake" so you'd have to say FUCKSAKE

by Jamie Churchard December 4, 2005

fuckwankpissshitcunt

An exclamation of pain and surprise when you stubb your toe or bang yourself on something.

FUCKWANKPISSSHITCUNT! Who put that fucking hammer there?

by JHQ May 13, 2005