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fuckhappy 

to climax (through, sex, masturbation, or other) more than 10 times within a 24 hour period.
Chris's party was more of an orgy, it was the first time I've ever pulled a fuckhappy.
fuckhappy by FatalGlory128 November 16, 2006

Fuckmuppet 

An expletive used in regards to someone idiotic
OR
A really annoying puppet
God dammit Kermit you fuckmuppet
Fuckmuppet by The_Great_Buke January 28, 2017

Fuckuppet 

When a fuppet fucks up it's a fuckuppet.
"Bob was always fuckuppeting, but then he was going out with a tarty fuppet"
Fuckuppet by Groovy October 21, 2003

fuckpuppety 

Fuckpuppetry is the action of using the body of a willing sexual partner as a passive object of pleasure. Often it involves extensive manipulation of the other's body, like a puppet. It is said that "FP" relies on high levels of trust and that human puppets report high levels of sexual and emotional satisfaction. 🎀🎀🎀
She longed to engage in fuckpuppety with her professor, once she realized that his intense stare meant not that he disliked her, but rather desired to rule over her body.
fuckpuppety by Puppe April 9, 2015

Fuckpump 

1. An insult usually made quickly in a fit of rage at someone who has seriously angered you.

2. Another name for a penis pump
1. You cunting fuckpump!!!
2. Honey why don't you get the fuckpump and we can have some fun?
Fuckpump by "Cunting Fuckpump" March 30, 2017

fucktuppled 

When you are so incredibly drunk on a uni holiday that you are unable to type coherently
Cay got so fucktuppled last night I'm amazed she made it to her lectures today