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fucknally

A smartass combination of "fuck" + "finally" to express annoyance and relief at the same time.
I waited for her in restaurant for 50 minutes and thought she stood me up.

When she fucknally came she had a such lame excuse I couldn't believe it.
by smartass nerd November 15, 2011
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fuckneck

The term "fuckneck" refers to an individual who is, in short, worthless. A vile, repugnant person with no redeeming attributes. Also can refer to an enemy-of-the-moment; a person who is "in the way" in any regard at any given time.
"Yeah, officer, this fuckneck pulled in front of me, causing me to run over that kid."
"Her dad's a fuckneck because he won't let me screw her while he's home."
"Big Kenny is a fuckneck... well, just because he's a fuckneck."
George W. Bush is a fuckneck.
Dick Cheney is a fuckneck.
by Aaron Holst March 26, 2006
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Fuckelwanger

A very stupid person, n00b, idiot, etc, who plagues mankind with his/her stupidity and ignorance to a point where sterilization would be considored to prevent such a person from ever having offspring.
My god, that idiot's such a fuckelwanger.
by Majin October 14, 2003
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fucknesia

Adj. The condition in which you forget who, where, and how you fucked. (Most common in drunk ass fucks.)
"We fucked before??? damn, I must have fucknesia." or "I must have fucknesia cause I don't remember nutting on your ear???"
by I forgot...Fucknesia! June 13, 2004
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Smuggle-fuckel

To steal coconuts from Mexico and bring them into another country.

(Misheard someone saying something else about the subject and this is the word that was heard. We thought it was a great word, try saying it out loud).
I totally pulled a Smuggle-fuckel
by dreakay April 5, 2008
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fuckwell

An ignorant vacuos socialite woman who has no redeeming qualities other than possibly fading good looks, that married a wealthy husband and thinks by association with him should control everyone and everything. Her arrogance knows no bounds. Her only job in life is fucking her husband, and because she married welath and power she in essence "fucked well".
Barbara had a GED and worked at a grocery store, until one day she married Fred, an M.D. She then decided to control the school board, the church, the local PTA, and the local Rotary Club. Her arrogance and stupidity knew no bounds, because she was no more, no less than a fuckwell.
by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006
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Fuckness

1.)
Used to describe something so completely epic, it is impossible to describe without saying "fuck." If the object can only be described by saying any form of "fuck," followed by another adjective, then said object is deemed "the fuckness."

2.)
Used to describe the sexual attractiveness of another person.
1.)
Fred: "Dude, did you see those tits? They were fucking amazing."

Jeff: "Oh my God yes, how could you not see them? They are the fuckness."


2.)
John: "Out of ten, how would you rate her fuckness?"

Steve: "Eh, probably a 9."

John: "So you'd bang?"

Steve: "Def. I'd fuck anything above a 7."
by James Pollack August 19, 2008
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