fuckel Share definition Flag noun- 1. Something worth so little you don't give a fuck about it. 2.a value less than two shits. Person 1: Hey I just bought 4000 shares of Worldcom stock. Person 2: too bad it's worth fuckel. fuckel by JasSli November 12, 2002 0 0 Get merch Get the fuckel mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch