Fucknel is the equivelent of shitballs, it basically is an expression somebody says when they are very scared, very excited, or very angry.
Person 1: *jumps out in front of person 2"
Person 2: Holy Fucknel! oh woah its just you
Person: Oh Fucknel who released my pokemon!
Son: Dad I got into harvard!
Dad: Thats fuckneling great
Person 2: Holy Fucknel! oh woah its just you
Person: Oh Fucknel who released my pokemon!
Son: Dad I got into harvard!
Dad: Thats fuckneling great
by mjustasec April 25, 2010
Get the fucknel mug.Laidies, please stop posting fake status updates that are obviously directed at one person and yet are supposed to solicit or sypathy give a fuckness.
Ex: Wow, thanks A LOT for that thing that you did, im NEVER talking to you again!!!
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Ex: Brad told me all about that thing that you did at summer camp, wow skank much!
Thats great for who ever your talking about did something somewhere and this "Brad" guy told you about it but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck
Ex: Wow, thanks A LOT for that thing that you did, im NEVER talking to you again!!!
Give a fuckness level: 0
Ex: Brad told me all about that thing that you did at summer camp, wow skank much!
Thats great for who ever your talking about did something somewhere and this "Brad" guy told you about it but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck
by Makc nosrem June 21, 2012
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Get the The Fuckness mug.Similar to the Phonetic Alphabet but instead only rude words are used. To overcome accent or language barriers. Any commonly used swearwords are premitted;
e.g.
A - Arsehole
B - Bastard
C - C*nt
D - Dickhead
e.g.
A - Arsehole
B - Bastard
C - C*nt
D - Dickhead
Dorris (80) phones interflora in Spain to get some flowers sent to her daughter who'se recently moved there.
Interflora: Sorry, can you repeat the last part of your post code again?
Dorris: Ok i'll spell it using the fucknetic alphabet. It's G for Gangbang. B for Bukkake. D for Dildo.
Interflora: Got it.
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Interflora: Sorry, can you repeat the last part of your post code again?
Dorris: Ok i'll spell it using the fucknetic alphabet. It's G for Gangbang. B for Bukkake. D for Dildo.
Interflora: Got it.
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by Cisco Dom August 3, 2011
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Get the fuckness mug.Lazy Fuckness would be referred to as a condition where you are so lazy, you wont do a damn thing; regardless of how important the situation or task may be.
"Im not doing laundry even though I have absolutely nothing to wear besides my moms old Bon Jovi shirt she wore in the 80's, I must be suffering from lazy fuckness"
by Rachv1016 March 11, 2010
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