fucknel
Fucknel is the equivelent of shitballs, it basically is an expression somebody says when they are very scared, very excited, or very angry.
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Give a fuckness
Laidies, please stop posting fake status updates that are obviously directed at one person and yet are supposed to solicit or sypathy give a fuckness.
Ex: Wow, thanks A LOT for that thing that you did, im NEVER talking to you again!!!
Give a fuckness level: 0
Ex: Brad told me all about that thing that you did at summer camp, wow skank much!
Thats great for who ever your talking about did something somewhere and this "Brad" guy told you about it but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck
Ex: Wow, thanks A LOT for that thing that you did, im NEVER talking to you again!!!
Give a fuckness level: 0
Ex: Brad told me all about that thing that you did at summer camp, wow skank much!
Thats great for who ever your talking about did something somewhere and this "Brad" guy told you about it but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck
Give a fuckness by Makc nosrem June 21, 2012
The Fuckness
The Fuckness by I GOT THIS SHIT November 10, 2009
Fucknetic Alphabet
Similar to the Phonetic Alphabet but instead only rude words are used. To overcome accent or language barriers. Any commonly used swearwords are premitted;
e.g.
A - Arsehole
B - Bastard
C - C*nt
D - Dickhead
e.g.
A - Arsehole
B - Bastard
C - C*nt
D - Dickhead
Dorris (80) phones interflora in Spain to get some flowers sent to her daughter who'se recently moved there.
Interflora: Sorry, can you repeat the last part of your post code again?
Dorris: Ok i'll spell it using the fucknetic alphabet. It's G for Gangbang. B for Bukkake. D for Dildo.
Interflora: Got it.
phonetic alphabet phonetic nato alphabet army alphabet whiskey tango foxtrot
Interflora: Sorry, can you repeat the last part of your post code again?
Dorris: Ok i'll spell it using the fucknetic alphabet. It's G for Gangbang. B for Bukkake. D for Dildo.
Interflora: Got it.
phonetic alphabet phonetic nato alphabet army alphabet whiskey tango foxtrot
Fucknetic Alphabet by Cisco Dom August 3, 2011
Lazy Fuckness
Lazy Fuckness would be referred to as a condition where you are so lazy, you wont do a damn thing; regardless of how important the situation or task may be.
"Im not doing laundry even though I have absolutely nothing to wear besides my moms old Bon Jovi shirt she wore in the 80's, I must be suffering from lazy fuckness"
Lazy Fuckness by Rachv1016 March 11, 2010
FUCKNHELL
Waking UP!!!!!!!!Fucknhell waking up late fucknhell, droping everything you put in your hands fucknhell, just slowing you down more fucknhell. Wishing it wasnt ground hogs day again! FUCKNHELL!!!!!!!
FUCKNHELL by 40 and graying February 28, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026