fucknel 

Fucknel is the equivelent of shitballs, it basically is an expression somebody says when they are very scared, very excited, or very angry.

Person 1: *jumps out in front of person 2"
Person 2: Holy Fucknel! oh woah its just you

Person: Oh Fucknel who released my pokemon!

Son: Dad I got into harvard!
Dad: Thats fuckneling great

fucknel by mjustasec April 25, 2010

Give a fuckness

The act of giving a fuck over a certain subject

Laidies, please stop posting fake status updates that are obviously directed at one person and yet are supposed to solicit or sypathy give a fuckness.

Ex: Wow, thanks A LOT for that thing that you did, im NEVER talking to you again!!!

Give a fuckness level: 0

Ex: Brad told me all about that thing that you did at summer camp, wow skank much!

Thats great for who ever your talking about did something somewhere and this "Brad" guy told you about it but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck

Give a fuckness by Makc nosrem June 21, 2012

The Fuckness 

Something that is too awesome too ever be decribed.

Yo dude, check out that Car. It's The Fuckness.

The Fuckness by I GOT THIS SHIT November 10, 2009

Fucknetic Alphabet

Similar to the Phonetic Alphabet but instead only rude words are used. To overcome accent or language barriers. Any commonly used swearwords are premitted;

e.g.

A - Arsehole
B - Bastard
C - C*nt
D - Dickhead

Dorris (80) phones interflora in Spain to get some flowers sent to her daughter who'se recently moved there.

Interflora: Sorry, can you repeat the last part of your post code again?

Dorris: Ok i'll spell it using the fucknetic alphabet. It's G for Gangbang. B for Bukkake. D for Dildo.

Interflora: Got it.

phonetic alphabet phonetic nato alphabet army alphabet whiskey tango foxtrot

Fucknetic Alphabet by Cisco Dom August 3, 2011

fuckness 

1. an expression of pain or agony.
2. a good word to yell out when something bad happens.

FUCKNESS! i stubbed my toe god damnitt!

O fuckness! we have another math test today!?!?

fuckness by Isabelle November 15, 2003

Lazy Fuckness 

Lazy Fuckness would be referred to as a condition where you are so lazy, you wont do a damn thing; regardless of how important the situation or task may be.

"Im not doing laundry even though I have absolutely nothing to wear besides my moms old Bon Jovi shirt she wore in the 80's, I must be suffering from lazy fuckness"

Lazy Fuckness by Rachv1016 March 11, 2010

FUCKNHELL 

MY LIFE!!!!!! My day to day life, living to just get by, or just gettin by living...

Waking UP!!!!!!!!Fucknhell waking up late fucknhell, droping everything you put in your hands fucknhell, just slowing you down more fucknhell. Wishing it wasnt ground hogs day again! FUCKNHELL!!!!!!!

FUCKNHELL by 40 and graying February 28, 2009