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fuckwell 

An ignorant vacuos socialite woman who has no redeeming qualities other than possibly fading good looks, that married a wealthy husband and thinks by association with him should control everyone and everything. Her arrogance knows no bounds. Her only job in life is fucking her husband, and because she married welath and power she in essence "fucked well".
Barbara had a GED and worked at a grocery store, until one day she married Fred, an M.D. She then decided to control the school board, the church, the local PTA, and the local Rotary Club. Her arrogance and stupidity knew no bounds, because she was no more, no less than a fuckwell.
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Fuckcellent 

1. Adj. Beyond excellent. Truley exemplary.

"Rightous dude! That was totally fuckcellent!"
Fuckcellent by The Larva January 5, 2006
Women who often have large bird noses, think they are poser bro hoe, have emotional problems, and have one ONE friend. Often follows couples around like a third wheel. Very annoying.
OH god a fuckielle is over there, quick lets run!
Fuckielle by OHmGee May 28, 2009

Fuckjelly 

1. A man who works at best buy and is supposed to help the customers, but then decides it's a grand idea to turn the music up really loud when a girl with high anxiety had just turned it down.

2. A bald aging man with no common sense to the world around him.
The guy near the ipods and speakers is a total fuckjelly for turning the music to the highest level of volume ever.
Fuckjelly by C.Tali January 5, 2011
An annoying teen-aged girl who has no friends and often fallows others around. Fuckielle usually prays on couples, it will fallow them around making itself a third wheel and producing awkward situations. Fuckielle has a facial structure resembling a tucan. It is a chain smoker and often fucks guys just to feel important. You can identify a Fuckielle buy its clothing and personality. It wears slutty clothing that has something to do with dirt biking, off road, or the 909 area code. It will use fallow language to fit in with the piece of shit people it calls it's own.
"Yo, is that Fuckielle?" "Oh shit, ya it is, bail quick!!"
Fuckielle by wowwawewa July 31, 2009

fucktella 

When you get to the very bottom of your savory nutella jar but notice the small rim of chocolate hazelnut goodness still stuck in the curve of the rim. Thus leaving you toatally hopeless and fucktellaed.
"Bro can you get the rest of this nutella out of the jar?"
"No man, your fucktellaed."
fucktella by bossassbootybestfriends December 28, 2013

Fuckells 

When a fossil of any type is being annoying (used in miitopia)
Fuckells are so godamm annoying
Fuckells by TheGreatSageAva August 23, 2021
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