fuckbag

asshole, jerk, idiot

Yea Jon, he's a fuckbag.

by Noah May 13, 2005

Monkey Fuckball

When 2 or more people are trying to accomplish a task and failing spectacularly due to sheer incompetence. aka “two monkeys trying to fuck a football,”.

Those two guys putting that swingset together look like they are playing a game of monkey fuckball.

by Bobobzilla July 12, 2021

fuckball

A total wanker

"Dude, Dave is such a total fuckball"
"For real, he is NOT all the way live"

by Ryboflavin March 6, 2003

fuckbags

A text group of drunken firemen from the shoreline in Connecticut

Those fuckbags are at it again crashing a wedding at a local resort.

Those fuckbags keep sending unsolicited text messages to fellow firefighters.... (Ben)

by Bubba300 June 5, 2018

fuckbast

Scottish - Fuckbast is the word Buckfast transposed. Central region slang for the popular tonic wine brand 'Buckfast'.

A commonly held belief is that the number embossed on a Buckfast bottle denotes the sweetness of the contents. This is merely a batch number and is not an indication of the quality or sucrose level of the contents.

Right ya fanny, my bottles got a 2 on it so it's the sweetest Fuckbast ever man. Let's go to the park and sit on the swings. Aye man Falkirk Fear! Let's stamp some authority!

by ScottW April 27, 2006

Fuckbeans

1. An obscenity which is used to show a person has made a mistake or an accident has occured

Oh FUCKBEANS, i've lost my work
FUCKBENS, where is he/she

by Bob Bobberson November 17, 2003

fagalicious fuckbag

Is a group of devouring faggots that give no cares if your gay or straight they will tackle u like a lion jumping on a impala and bang the shit bird out of you while screaming u made me do this you got me

Holy shit dude there's a group of fagalicious fuckbags

by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017