fuckteen

An indeterminate number greater than a few, but fewer than fifty.

Used to describe repetitive, boring, or pointless action.

"He has told that story fuckteen times..."

by ArloBigwater February 24, 2009

fucktardery

1. the quality or state of being a fucktard

a. a total lack of intellectual value, something done that defies common sense or sense of any kind

b. showing a complete disrespect for societal values and/or scientific fundamentals

c. anything done, said, or created that any reasonable person would never have considered

2. the Republican political platform

dude1: Dude, did you see that guy in the thong and clown wig?

dude2: Yeah, total fucktardery!

fucktard Republican Party asshat moron retard

by asshatextraoridnaire June 20, 2012

fuckadeered

To get dickerooed or otherwise stigwashed.

Dude, Uncle Sam just fuckadeered my paycheck on account of all the goddamn illegal immigrants causing the unemployment rate to rise.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

fucktardedness

A mysterious yet irresistable force which, amongst many other things, compels fucktards to submit definitions of derived words (eg fucktardedness) when the meaning is pretty obvious from the original word (eg fucktard)

I'm a fuckwitted retard. Did you call me a fucktard? That's really fucktarded of you. It's the height of fucktardedness. I call that total fucktardiniosity. Like, well fucktardiddlyocious. Fucktarinarapacious(...continued on the next Internet)

by I think I may be a fucktard... February 5, 2010

Fuckatrd

A fucktard that cant type fucktard for shit.

Marz: look the n00b can't type for shit

by Marz April 2, 2005

fucktarded

exhibiting behavior that is indicative of low IQ, maturity, or merely causing another inconvenience. Also used as a noun (fucktard). A person who is fucktarded is typically a person who causes much anguish in others and tends to be the object of much ridicule.

Those stupid fucktarded children cause all sorts of mayhem, making a mess out of everything.

by _| 0 E May 10, 2008

fucktress

adj. A sexy beast that loves to get all slutty.
n. Sassy

That Sassy... I mean damn. Did you see her draped in that flag? She's such a fucktress.

by Bob W April 3, 2006