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testes to the fortification

A fancier way of sayingBalls to the wall.”
Man, Tom really puts a lot of effort into his classes.

Oh yeah, he goes testes to the fortification!
by DevilRay97 November 11, 2020
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fartification

Refers to where one or more individuals intentionally direct their butt-trumpets in a certain direction to ward off undesirables. Extra points if a whole crowd of people “combine forces” by forming a barrier-line and all bending over and “collectively letting fly” to further encourage said undesirable(s) to keep their distance.
Mass-fartification can indeed be a highly-effective means of preventing less-than-savory individuals from “crossing the line of fire”; the only usual problems would be if the unwelcome person either doesn’t have a good sense of smell, can hold his breath for extended periods, or thought to bring along a damp rag to tie over his nose.
by QuacksO September 3, 2018
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Anal gratification

Letting your mind be set free and enjoying an anal orgasm.
Cuming from anal intercourse...
She received anal gratification last night and never came so hard in her life...
by biggest creep ever December 3, 2013
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Self gratification

What alot of you little women hating, homophobic, backstabbing, lolly pop licking bedwetters are really doing on this web site. Try to remember that this is really just entertainment mixed with a tiny bit of insight and education. Its not as much fun when you use it to bash ex's or spew your racial epitaphs. Get over yoursef already. She was no good for man!
My girlfriend,________ just broke up with me because she's a stupid wh*re!!! (sniffle) Or maybe it's because you had too many cats and too many posters of Star Trek on the walls?
by Cornfucker January 25, 2004
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immediate gratification

Someone who expects you to drop everything you're doing, to cater to their bullshit needs. They feel what they need you to do is more important than anything you could possibly be doing. Most are selfish assholes with zero consideration for anyone but themselves. Plus, chances are they haven't even tried to do it themselves and are just too damn lazy and inconsiderate to try.
If a child exhibits immediate gratification when asking for something, their sense of entitlement will grow worse with age. Never just jump up to do what is asked of you, make the person or child waits until you are done with what you are doing, showing that your time is just as
important as theirs.
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FRAMifications

Da dire "using that brand will risk major damage to your car" predictions dat competing air/oil/fuel-filter manufacturers make.
I always just buy da cheapest filter available in da auto-parts store, and so I don't ever worry about FRAMifications.
by QuacksO October 28, 2025
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Farmification

The process of a football league slowly becoming a one team league and resembling a "Farmer's League."
Harry Kane or Haaland signing for Manchester City would be the farmification of the Premier League.
by Footark December 26, 2021
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