fappening

an event that occurs when someone on the internet releases a large amount of fappable or nude/semi-nude pictures of famous people.

"When those girls hit up the topless beaches in Spain, a great fappening will consume the internet."

by TJNR September 2, 2014

Frapping

The art of sitting in Starbucks with your MacBook and a frappuccino, not actually doing anything except trawling Facebook, just to look 'hip'.

The only reason someone buys a MacBook is so they can sit in Starbucks on it, frapping away like a pretentious prick.

by TheSubwayMan January 21, 2011

frapping the ccino

Yet another one of the many euphemisms for "anal sex," particularly anal sex that involves a man ejaculating his prostate pudding down his partner's Hershey Highway after fucking her/him real good. The origin of this term is the implication that the resulting shit/semen mixture would closely resemble the frappuccino drink sold at Starbucks coffee.

When Jason, a former student and basketball player at St. John's University got arrested and sent upstate for soliciting prostitution, his life was made a living hell as he struggled and every day against a ginormous 400-pound black cell mate, who kept trying (successfully) to frap his ccino all night long 24/7.





Mark H. Frapping UrbanDictionary's ccino with my slang vocabulary since February 2k4.

by Mark H April 2, 2005

The fappening

A self-revolution where one reaches nirvana in the masturbation realm, by singling one single GYATTTTT to fap to.

It took me 14 months to complete the fappening, and I feel like a new man in my head, and while I'm getting head.

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 7, 2023

Crappening

An immediate, immense bowel of such proportions that you lose all sense of reality momentarily. Not to be confused with a, “Seat Snapper,” which is of denser consistency.

Friend: “Dude, come out of it! Dude! Dude! Are you okay?
Crapper: “Man, it was a Crappening....I’m okay now. Whew!

by Fart Esq August 19, 2019

The Crappening

When your patient on bowel meds has them work at the absolute worst time.

Mr. Otis was at dinner when he felt his MOM and Lactulose cocktail take effect “Oh no,” he says, feeling that all too familiar stomach rumble “It’s the Crappening.”

by TheSaltyCNA December 9, 2021

The Brappening

An event so tremendous, the result causes an entirely new universe to be created.

The legendary guitarist Gag Clisin caused The Brappening at the final show of his 2011 tour while performing a cover of Panama by Van Halen.

by nl_money May 28, 2018