Fappy Bird

A masturbating version of the game Flappy Bird. Recommended for perverts 12 & up.

John walked in on his roommate playing Fappy Bird in his tube socks.

by Rood Rood February 1, 2014

Fappaning

Fappaning is an occasion for masturbation to occur.

The porn movies lead to a great fappaning in the basement.

by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016

fappenstance

A random occurence that results in the need or desire to start pleasuring oneself. A combination of fapping and happenstance.

I was on my way to the bathroom to take a piss when by fappenstance I walked in on my friend boning his girlfriend in the laundry room. Needless to say when I got to the bathroom I decided to pound off instead of piss.

by MalibuMatt July 6, 2011

fappo

War cry declared right before collision with an object. Similar to "cowabunga," "oh shit" and that George of the Jungle yell which-I'll-be-damned-if-I-can-spell-out.

The term was made famous on the internet by a photoshopped Spider-Man comic strip in which our hero mistakes an overturned truck for his long-term arch-nemesis and proceeds to assault the truck by rope-swinging straight into the side of it.

Spidey: "My doctor's retarded. I don't have a brain tumor...say, if it isn't my old arch-nemesis, a truck!"

Narr: SPIDER-MAN GIVES CHASE!

(Spider-Man swings down toward the truck)

Spidey: "Fappo!"

(Spider-Man collides with truck)

by Siegfried Zaga May 22, 2005

cuban frappe

To piss in a coffee cup, eg. frappe or starbucks cup

- Dude you really did a Cuban Frappe into a starbucks?
- I am not telling you about the process.

by str4t0s March 22, 2023

fapplesauce

substance created in the fap factory

Josh fapped up a gallon of fapplesauce when he visited the fap factory

by PetSlaveofBunny August 16, 2009

frappajappajooza

A fictional Starbucks drink... usually the blue Gatorade poured into a Starbucks cup... used too fool others and to embarrass the HELL out of your friends when they order...

“What drink is that?”
It’s ok the secret menu. It’s called the frappajappajooza.”

by Dijontrump5678 February 25, 2018