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Frankenfactor 

(noun) An influence that instantly changes people into hypocrites, in regard to their stances on sexual assault issues.
Person 1 - Sexual assault is disgusting. Men who engage in that realm of power-#ucking women in various circumstances, whether it be for personal gain, or just ridicule of another, need to go straight to Hell.
Person 2 - I totally agree. These assholes need to hang for the sh!t they put women through. When I heard that Al Franken put his hands on-
Person 1 - Al Franken?!? Oooh, ooh, ooobilie-oooooh. He's so dreamy.

Bystander 2 - (to Bystander 1) D@mn. The Frankenfactor is effing powerful.
Frankenfactor by BrandonChrist April 20, 2018
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Reverse Frankenmuth

When you eat each other’s ass simultaneously.
Damn dude we just did the reverse frankenmuth!
Never thought we could pull off the reverse frankenmuth!

frankenbitch

A very unpleasant woman who has a very uneven, mismatched ugly appearance, due to excessive cosmetic surgery procedures.
Joan Rivers has has become one scary Frankenbitch.

Frankenmuth 

A small town in Saginaw County Michigan known for its chicken restaurants.

AKA Chickenmuth
Who wants to go to Frankenmuth for dinner tonight?
Frankenmuth by Lunchbox37 April 11, 2009

Frankenfaith 

1. A heretical religion; 2. A faith that pretends to uphold and established religious doctrine while actually undermining and corrupting that doctrine in practice; 3. A faith that turns people into unthinking automatons.
I think those snake-oiled fundamentalists and televangelists are peddling a Frankenfaith.

Frankenfutz 

(Franken)- a haphazardly assembled monstrosity
(Futz)-Swiss-German slang for female genitalia

Definition= A Frankenfutz is the mangled remains of someones physical assortment of sexual organs after undergoing a procedure to surgically attempt a gender reassignment surgery. After thoroughly mutilating, disfiguring and extensively vandalizing, and downright disrespecting their ooozing festering genitals to visually replicate the genitals of their preferred gender. The newly created "Penis" or/(and?) Vagina(ish?) is intended to serve as a poorly functioning, disfigured, 5th grade quality, science project gone awry, sad dog shit excuse for the real deal, that new creation is known as a "Frakenfutz" . We must protect those precious god given lovey bits, bumps, bevels, bulges and branches on the bros and in bitches that we all long and lust for.

Female to Male post op genitals resemble a tiny finger puppet of a severe burn victim, or an extra long skinny fungal growth .

Male to Female post op genitals resemble cock origami scrapple flapps or a pile of hamburger after a grenade went off in it .
That ladyboy prostitute i raped last night was post op. male to female, so the dumb cunt basically screamed while i cum-fuck its shit pussy until double dipped and came in deep inside that brand new haggard meat cave , it was wrecked....a real "Frankenfutz" .
Frankenfutz by IndulgeInThe7 November 11, 2017

frankennut 

Used to describe a person bares the scars of testicular surgery in which a missing or herniated testicle was either added or lowered.

When added, the second testicle is for aesthetic reasons alone and contributes no functional value. In truth the added testicle can be any sentimental item such as a mothers gallstones or a nerf football.

The aesthetic addition of a testicle is usually to bolster the patient's low self esteem brought on by sporting an empty grocery sack.
Guy 1: "Hey frankennut! How's my nerfy doing?"
Guy 2: "Fuck off asshole!"
Audience: "Guy 2 you've just been Douged!"
frankennut by freedomfighters June 18, 2008