Frankenstank

When an amateur scientist creates a male human from a collection of appendages and organs, then proceeds to engage in intercourse with his creation and find himself repulsed by its smell.

Dr. David: It's alive! It's alive!

(Creature groans; they make love)

Dr. David: Damn, this shit is musky. That be some Frankenstank!

by Baby Got Bareback November 24, 2009

Frankensteins Monster

Any idea, craze or cultural phenomenon made up from otherwise long dead and/or unlikely parts but has for some reason recently sparked general interest, becomes a monster, and then when your thoroughly sick of the bastard you cant get rid of it!

Fucking hell, that bastard annoying frog doing engine noises has become a right Frankensteins Monster! Pass the pitch fork, someone!

by ..WiL May 19, 2005

Frankenstein Walk

You're in a crowd or at work and waited too long to take a shit. Now you have to walk past everyone all stiff legged to keep from farting or shitting yourself.

We were in the center row at the movies and I had to do the frankenstein walk so I didn't blow someones head off.

by dysangel December 16, 2008

Frankenjuice

The oil and cooked off residue after boiling frankfurters. Also known as : wieners, hot dogs, franks, etc.

"Hey Billy, when you're done cooking the hot dogs, wash out the pot and make sure you get all the frankenjuice off, too."

by RiverFox July 12, 2009

Frankencisco

1.Everything that is currently wrong with San Francisco
2. Why you moved to Oakland

The San Francisco we use to love is gone and all that is left is Frankencisco.

by MachiaVelevet June 23, 2015

frankenfuck

noun
Hypothetical.
The ideal sex partner, composed from the best parts and features of different people.

verb
Hypothetical.
To have sex with a frankenfuck.

COWORKER 1:
Hey Doug, who's your frankenfuck (noun)?

COWORKER 2:
Well, let me see, Larry... I'd have to say Cheryl's ass on... Tammy's torso... with Tina's tits... and Monique's head.

COWORKER 1:
Yeah, I'd definitely frankenfuck (verb) that.

by Ronny Mecca October 31, 2007

Frankencode

A program or subprogram consisting of bits and pieces of other, possibly unrelated, code that only barely performs its function and is prone to errors. Much like Frankenstein's monster, such code can create havoc in a user's life.

I took pieces from three other programs and stitched together some Frankencode.

by Harlequin_1998 September 3, 2003