Futarded

Another word for "fucking retarded". ;

"Holy jizum. Denise is so Futarded."

by Flying Cupcakes July 7, 2009

fagtarded aidsbaby

a really stupid insult that you only use when you're prepared to make yourself look like more of an idiot than the person you're insulting.

Paul: yeah, so that's why i got an F on the test
Jake: you're a fagtarded aidsbaby
*Paul shakes his head and walks away*

by thedarkerpaul June 29, 2008

Foxtailed

Past tense for fingering someone's BH

"Bitch, you've officially been Foxtailed".
"How many girls have you foxtailed"?

by Yungfoxtail November 21, 2013

fritarded

The state of being more stupid and/or less observant on Fridays.

"Did I just write 'maked' on that proposal? Man, I must be Fritarded!"

by bellephly August 18, 2006

funtarded

A combination of the words 'fun' and 'retarded'. Used to describe something that is blatantly retarded, yet fun at the same time.

Throwing stuff at each other is really funtarded.

by MAango November 1, 2003

Factarded

Someone who is incapable of understanding the difference between an actually factually documented occurrence and opinion, myth, urban legends and outright lies. May be applied to conspiracy theorists, science deniers and religious fundamentalists. This is the kind of person who will be certain that the drunk guy next to him at the bar knows some kind of great secret when thousands of witnesses, documented evidence and hours of video footage prove otherwise. Note that this should not apply to people in cases where a true difference of opinion may take place, such as political ideology or favorite sports teams, but only in cases where a person seems incapable of accepting massive amounts of empirical evidence.

Alice: "There is no evidence to support that humans contribute to global warming. It's a conspiracy between scientists so Al-Qaeda can keep our oil."

Bob: "What the hell, are you factarded or something?"

by DrBruz January 27, 2015

faptarded

Performing masturbation to the point where your intellectual capacity is severely and/or permanently diminished.

The people on the Suicide Girls forums are completely faptarded; they can't even spell "niple" right.

by daisymercedees August 1, 2011