Fixer Upper

Something that is dire need of repair, but is more of a hobby to fix rather then a job.

"This house is a real Fixer Upper."

by DJ April 25, 2005

Fixer

The man or woman who knows where to get items of dubious legal status. A mixture Fence, Scalper, and Concierge. Managers, Handlers, Fixers, and Gofers all do basicly the same job.

"My Fixer got me a great deal on these tickets!"

by Lizzy D December 3, 2007

forerape

Forced kissing, petting, and groping, against the victims will.

The man engaged in some forerape, fondling and kissing the breasts of his roofied "date" before ultimately penetrating her unconscious body.

by Broccoli7 September 24, 2011

November Foxtrot Whiskey

Military phonetic expression of incredulity. Army Creole for "NFW," or "No Fucking Way"

"You fucked Corporal Skankie? November Foxtrot Whiskey! She's not even desert pretty!"

by denver coonass March 18, 2008

Tony The Fixer

Common name of Antonin Scalia, United States Supreme Court Justice. Tony fixed the 2000 US Presidential Election by stopping the vote recount in Florida and handing the presidency to George Walker Bush.

Tony has fixed other things, as well. Such as in 2004 U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia rejected a request that he remove himself from a case about Vice President Dick Cheney's energy task force after their recent duck-hunting trip raised questions about his impartiality.

"Since I do not believe my impartiality can reasonably be questioned, I do not think it would be proper for me to recuse," he said in a 21-page opinion.

Tony The Fixer always wanted to have met Bennito Mussolini.

by J Snow February 5, 2010

Delta Tango Foxtrot

Using the military alphabet to spell out the acronym for "Down to Fuck" (DTF).

I knew that becky was Delta Tango Foxtrot when she grabbed my cock in the bar.

by Jereth Cutestory February 8, 2010

fodera

A brand of bass guitars noted for having excellent playability and tone. They are said to be one of the premier bass guitar companies and are utilized by the one of the worlds best bassists, Victor Wooten.

Dude, I want a Fodera. They fucking rock, unlike my suck ass squire.

by zeppelinfreak51 July 6, 2008