by Bearded genius September 4, 2016
Get the fart follicle mug.1. I was about to eat the last bowl of my favorite cereal when I noticed follicles in my shit ruining my fucking day.
2. I was trying to sleep when this fucking follicle kept landing on me.
3. I wore my brand new jordan's to an interview and was disturbed to find follicles on my shit.
2. I was trying to sleep when this fucking follicle kept landing on me.
3. I wore my brand new jordan's to an interview and was disturbed to find follicles on my shit.
by Cyborg187 June 29, 2011
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Get the follicularly challenged mug.verb phrase: the politically correct term for someone with a deficiency of hair follicles and/or sexual equity.
he's so follicularly challenged that he couldn't get laid if <insert easy sex scenario here>
he's so follicularly challenged that his head shines bright enough to focus solar energy for power.
he's so follicularly challenged that his head shines bright enough to focus solar energy for power.
by brentus maximus October 11, 2010
Get the follicularly challenged mug.Follicism can be referred to as classifying one's attributes according to one's hair color (Blonde, Brunette, Auburn) and/or style (Curly, Straight, Frizzy).
Noun (Follicist): A person who associates the physical attributes of one's hair color in relation to one's intelligence, capability, social status, personality.
Adjective (Follicism): Having the belief that the physical attributes of one's hair color determine one's intelligence, capability, social status, personality.
Noun (Follicist): A person who associates the physical attributes of one's hair color in relation to one's intelligence, capability, social status, personality.
Adjective (Follicism): Having the belief that the physical attributes of one's hair color determine one's intelligence, capability, social status, personality.
Most claims of follicism can be found when applying for jobs demanding a certain physical appearance, such as within the fashion industry.
Phrases such as, "all redheads are wild in bed," or, "blonds aren't the very brightest," are some of the most follicist things I hear on a day-to-day basis.
Phrases such as, "all redheads are wild in bed," or, "blonds aren't the very brightest," are some of the most follicist things I hear on a day-to-day basis.
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