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fart follicle

Super tiny microscopic particles that excrete from your anus whenever you flatulate.
Today, my girlfriend farted on my penis and later on I found a fart follicle there.
by Bearded genius September 4, 2016
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Follicles

1. Any miscellaneous entity that fucks with your day.
1. I was about to eat the last bowl of my favorite cereal when I noticed follicles in my shit ruining my fucking day.

2. I was trying to sleep when this fucking follicle kept landing on me.

3. I wore my brand new jordan's to an interview and was disturbed to find follicles on my shit.
by Cyborg187 June 29, 2011
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Dick Follical

Why the hell is that guy such a fucking Dick Follical!!
by Seximus Maximus January 16, 2010
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folliculitis

The rash you get on your ass after being prison banged.
I did an overnighter and got mad nasty folliculitis from a man named cupcake. Damn! my ass is sore!
by Scott mcl March 29, 2007
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follicularly challenged

The victim was able to identify the perp because she remembered he was follicularly challenged.
by zsazsa109 October 7, 2010
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follicularly challenged

verb phrase: the politically correct term for someone with a deficiency of hair follicles and/or sexual equity.
he's so follicularly challenged that he couldn't get laid if <insert easy sex scenario here>

he's so follicularly challenged that his head shines bright enough to focus solar energy for power.
by brentus maximus October 11, 2010
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Follicism

Follicism can be referred to as classifying one's attributes according to one's hair color (Blonde, Brunette, Auburn) and/or style (Curly, Straight, Frizzy).

Noun (Follicist): A person who associates the physical attributes of one's hair color in relation to one's intelligence, capability, social status, personality.

Adjective (Follicism): Having the belief that the physical attributes of one's hair color determine one's intelligence, capability, social status, personality.
Most claims of follicism can be found when applying for jobs demanding a certain physical appearance, such as within the fashion industry.

Phrases such as, "all redheads are wild in bed," or, "blonds aren't the very brightest," are some of the most follicist things I hear on a day-to-day basis.
by TrackSirSnack May 20, 2014
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