Fooked

What happens to a word-creator when The Urban Dictionary Denies a word.

-Oh Daniel, I got fooked yesterday

-Oh that fookin sucks dude

by Hey Scotty... October 23, 2016

Forked pee

When a man is urinating and interference from the peehole causes the pee to split into two simultaneous streams. It usually occurs after sex or going to the bathroom after getting out of bed in the morning. Depending on the geometry between the two streams, it is possible to get both of them into the toilet bowl. However, it's more common for one to go in the bowl and the other to hit the floor, rim, seat, etc.

Science still can't fully explain the seemingly magical phenomenon known as forked pee.

by Steven-O July 22, 2018

tune forked

When a guy farts during sex. The vibrations travel through the penis into the vagina and the woman feels it. Like a tuning fork.

"Haha, yah I tune forked Felecia last night."

by St. Felecia April 12, 2016

Forked

Another word for fucked.

Norm,"hey joo, the neighbours want us to turn the music down."
camjoo,"Tell em to get forked its NYE ffs!"

by camjoo May 31, 2005

Fosked

Phrase common to the North of England describing the state you can find yourself in after an excessive curry dinner. Symptoms include inability to move and excessive sweating.

We went to India Palace last night and you should have seen Adam, he was totally Fosked!

by Long Drop May 11, 2022

Fluked

To be forced to pay for the contraception of women you are not having sex with.

The entire country has been fluked by that Sandra chick.

by cheekyT August 5, 2012

fluked

to fluke is to ditch someone

That bitch fluked, we were supposed to go on a double date, but hey, more pussy for me.

by edgarblah September 20, 2007