Fortified with other shit

The term by used by people in the Ghetto to describe fruit juice that has added vitamins and minerals.

"Tron, get the Tropicana Orange Juice, it's better for baby Na-Na cuz it's fortified with other shit"

by S.Mendez May 10, 2010

Fortified Fucking February

The follow up to famous Juicy Jizz January, Fortified Fucking February allows one to fuck as hard as they physically can due to the amount of nutting and gay porn watching.

Only works if one participated in Juicy Jizz January.

Ashley: "hey babe guess what~"

Brian: "What?"

Ashley: "Its Fortified Fucking February! I hope your dick is ready~"

by Unkindled Hunter January 27, 2021

testes to the fortification

A fancier way of saying “Balls to the wall.”

Man, Tom really puts a lot of effort into his classes.

Oh yeah, he goes testes to the fortification!

by DevilRay97 November 11, 2020

Fortified Ass Pack

Ass bulge supported by rolled up straws placed around the sphintor ring to encourage womens intuition.

Man, that guy has a nice fortified ass pack.

by Sam Stapleton November 8, 2008

fortified wine

It's like when you have regular wine but you fortify it by violently thrusting your penis through the neck of the bottle. If the wine is in a bag, you should probably shit in it.

Frankidunka served us fortified wine the other night without telling us. It was so disgusting I gave him a handjob.

by Frankidunka September 9, 2011

Fordify

To make an object/situation seem/cost more than necessary.
To make an object/situation more fruity than necessary.

Don't let that frat boy make you a drink, he'll Fordify it...fuck smirnoff twist.

by Fobbie Bong March 11, 2009

fortifived

Refers to junk food that has been "junkified" from "four-to-five", indicating that it was so artificially desecrated, and processed for so long a time, that it is now almost totally devoid of original structure or nutritive value.

Junk-food junkie: Yo, dude --- want some of my chips 'n' dip?
Health-food hippie: No thanks, bud --- no offense, but I'd rather not mess up my dietary regimen with any fortifived foods.

by QuacksO September 20, 2012