foobeener

A piece of furniture which can function either simultaneously or alternatively as a foosball table, beer pong table, and dinner table. While it is not necessary, a quintessential and badass foobeener allows for foosball and beer pong (or beirut) to be played at the same time due to its clear top.

Dude, if I make this next goal you have to drink the wash cups from this foobeener.

by The Singularity August 29, 2009

Fosberg

1. a niffty/spiffy/fancy way of saying put up the sail.
2. or to have sex with
3. or cum on someone
4 and or have sex with someone while setting up a sail on a boat.

1. Nick:Would you help me fosberg today?
Sally: no way jose.
2/3. Nick: Fosberg with me tonight.
Ryan: Only if you promise to fosberg on me.
4. Nick:Would you like to fosberg and then fosberg me some more?
Lucy: Indeed.

by Herbed211 March 6, 2010

Fifty-footer

1. A chick thats good from far, but far from good.

The chick that was cruzin my direction was damn good, then i put on my glasses and realized she was a fifty-footer. damn glasses!

by Leo fo real December 10, 2003

foolery

To partake in foolishness

<Rob> dude wearing faded jeans is foolery of the highest order
<Mo> yeah tell me about it

by geezer October 29, 2003

Foobert

it is like calling someone a fool but just in a nicer way.

1-heyy stop being a foobert
2-that's nice foobert
3-so what should we do foobert?
4-you're such a foobert

by youareafoobertforreadingthis January 15, 2010

ten footer

A person that looks extremely attractive from 10 feet away, but when you get closer you realize that they're not as hot as you thought, at all.

Whoa, Katie was a total ten footer, I want to keep the distance between us.

by MA3 August 21, 2008

Tom Foolery

Wreaking Havoc/causing general chaos/shennanigans, taking the piss, etc...

Boy that old Elvis he does nothing but Tom Foolery anymore, I tell you what...

by Arngrim October 6, 2007