Flora to Fondle Ratio

The ratio of flowers to oral sex.
1 dozen roses = 1 BJ
2 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow
3 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow and a smile

That was nice, but according to the Flora to Fondle Ratio, you owe me a smile.

by TimKyleMatt February 28, 2009

Fondle Sac

Better known as FonDuLac, WI.

Wow, if that mulleted freak isn't from stallis, he's got to be from Fondle Sac.

by MKizzle May 4, 2006

Free Fondle Friday

Any Friday observed as a day in which guys and girls are voluntarily free to fondle each other. Hence the name. Typically exercised as shouting "Free Fondle Friday!" before groping your selected target.

-Girls' breasts and asses are free game
-Guys' junk and asses are free game
-Anyone is free to decline

Dude: "Man that chick has huge tits, I can't wait until Free Fondle Friday!"

Chick 1: "I hear that guy is seriously packing!"
Chick 2: "I bet we'll find out this Friday!"

by Jergin von HYD July 7, 2012

fondle butt

The act of firmly grasping or fondling that booty

Fondle butt, rules are rules.

by Acronymz February 17, 2014

donkey fondler

A term for a homosexual person.

Trent you are such a donkey fondler. I dont wanna hear about you and Sean's island retreat weekend.

by omg i am wtf uber November 8, 2006

Freedom Fondle

The honor of being screened by the TSA at airport security.

Tom- I feel so patriotic today, I received a Freedom Fondle at the airport today.
Susan -I can't wait to get mine over Thanksgiving!

by Fruitfulfourths November 21, 2010

ball fondler

A questionable males sexuality or a homosexual.

1st example:
Questionable male: "I went to a ballet last night and it was pretty cool."

Non-questionable male: "What are you a fuckin' ball fondler?"

2nd example: "Rock Hudson was a ball fondler."

by Bob "Fuckin'" Martin October 29, 2007