finger farm

Putting three or more fingers into a woman's vagina.

Mary's gash was so wet I had not problem planting a finger farm inside of her.

or

How was your date last night? Finger farm?

by Pokey the Clown March 11, 2007

Finger Punch The Clam Box

Fingering a women so hard she bleeds from the inside out

You ain't finger punch the clam box if she ain't squirting blood

by PoonTheHarpoon6969 January 2, 2023

five finger fire sale

When, upon learning of an impending loss of employment, an employee begins to plunder items from his or her workplace. Typically, items are selected either for their functionality (computer monitors, hand tools) or their purpose as memorabilia (large company logos, reserved parking lot signage).

Jeff: "That sucks you're getting laid off man"
Tim: "Yeah, it's alright though. They're having a five finger fire sale right now, got out with a new printer and the CFO's coffee mug."

by Gullek November 20, 2011

pinky finger

The last littlest finger at the outside of the hand. Some people lift it as they drink tea. It's also used to "Pinky Swear", interlocking with a promise of something 2 people agree upon.

I always raise my pinky finger no matter what I'm drinking~tea, like Royalty, or any other beverage.

by Starchylde June 6, 2016

fat finger syndrome

1. A genuine medical condition, caused by a variety of conditions including PTSD, "keypad phobia" and tennis elbow, which result in the sufferer being unable to type correctly.
2. Contrary to popular belief symptoms do not include having fingers so fat you're unable to type correctly.

Commonly abbreviated to ffs.

1. "Almost all of my tweets have typos because of FFS (Fat Finger Syndrome)"
2. "That should say peal not peak. Fat fingers syndrome! Rolling on the floor laughing"
3. "For* and not f4ir... fat fingers syndrome lol"

by IANBELL76 February 17, 2021

3-finger salute

A signal used to let others know that you’re in to pegging. Left hand or right can be a universal signal that you like to engage in the act of pegging

He gave me the 3-finger salute and that is how I knew he wanted to be pegged.

by Pettybettybroccoli July 22, 2021

Doctor Jelly Finger

Prostate Doctor. The act of having a person putting in a examination glove and applying lube to the fingers then sticking them up a man's anus.

Yeah I went to get my yearly checkup. Everything went well until I saw Doctor Jelly Finger!!

by Gar Grim February 3, 2018