Flounder

To rub your bellend up and down repeatedly against someone's pouting lips
Rob? did you sleep with that girl last night?

Nah, but i floundered her a treat! She won't be needing lipstick for a while.
by Axe Wound 123 November 14, 2008
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Flounder

An entrepreneurial bottom-feeding investor who helps build a (usually high-tech) company with the intent to sell it, usually at the expense of those who made it successful. The modern term for "founder." Named for a fish that evolved both eyes to the same side of its head, to facilitate bottom-feeding and hiding from predators.
The company I worked for was great, until some of the founders proved to be flounders.
by Samandor January 25, 2015
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Laying on top of another person (usually your loved one), making yourself as heavy as possible, to squash them under your weight.
Done to either show affection or punish someone for their derpy behavior.
She: *Tells silly joke*
Him: I'm gonna have to flounder you for that one.
by wurstle July 07, 2021
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Flounder

A guy who will do well in life, but is still good looking. A Flounder is a really hott person who has everything going for them. Flounders tend to be risky people.
Tim is such a flounder. He knows what he is doing in life, yet the girls are all ove him. Ellie should be careful that no one jumps on her flounder.
by Jpaschen July 20, 2010
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flounder

This term is used in the land of online gaming when someone receives an improper or unneeded trout. Originated in UnForums alternate reality game discussion boards.

"Wee Todd Did I Am" says Joe.

Oh, cool. "I am Sofa King. Wee Todd Did Also.", says John

"Trout" says Joe.

"I flounder thee" says John. (smacking Joe amongst his privates)
by NataSUF February 26, 2008
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a faggot fucking pussy, that works at the olive garden in springfield mass. who love his N/a Stawberry Daquiri fucking vagina
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by kyle April 01, 2005
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Flounder

Reporter with two perfectly good eyes, both apparently on the same side of his or her head, enabling them to not see what's going on below.
"Fortunately, core inflation was held in check last month, the Flounder reported, as gas soared over $4.00
by Robert Tartell May 16, 2008
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