Rob? did you sleep with that girl last night?
Nah, but i floundered her a treat! She won't be needing lipstick for a while.
Nah, but i floundered her a treat! She won't be needing lipstick for a while.
by Axe Wound 123 November 14, 2008
An entrepreneurial bottom-feeding investor who helps build a (usually high-tech) company with the intent to sell it, usually at the expense of those who made it successful. The modern term for "founder." Named for a fish that evolved both eyes to the same side of its head, to facilitate bottom-feeding and hiding from predators.
by Samandor January 25, 2015
Laying on top of another person (usually your loved one), making yourself as heavy as possible, to squash them under your weight.
Done to either show affection or punish someone for their derpy behavior.
Done to either show affection or punish someone for their derpy behavior.
by wurstle July 07, 2021
A guy who will do well in life, but is still good looking. A Flounder is a really hott person who has everything going for them. Flounders tend to be risky people.
Tim is such a flounder. He knows what he is doing in life, yet the girls are all ove him. Ellie should be careful that no one jumps on her flounder.
by Jpaschen July 20, 2010
This term is used in the land of online gaming when someone receives an improper or unneeded trout. Originated in UnForums alternate reality game discussion boards.
"Wee Todd Did I Am" says Joe.
Oh, cool. "I am Sofa King. Wee Todd Did Also.", says John
"Trout" says Joe.
"I flounder thee" says John. (smacking Joe amongst his privates)
Oh, cool. "I am Sofa King. Wee Todd Did Also.", says John
"Trout" says Joe.
"I flounder thee" says John. (smacking Joe amongst his privates)
by NataSUF February 26, 2008
a faggot fucking pussy, that works at the olive garden in springfield mass. who love his N/a Stawberry Daquiri fucking vagina
by kyle April 01, 2005
Reporter with two perfectly good eyes, both apparently on the same side of his or her head, enabling them to not see what's going on below.
"Fortunately, core inflation was held in check last month, the Flounder reported, as gas soared over $4.00
by Robert Tartell May 16, 2008