Floundered

Extremely intoxicated

I hit the town last night and got floundered.

by TJlovesDEREK January 13, 2009

Flounders

Floppy empty tits

You won't be wearing a crop top with those flounders

by Working Class Hero December 16, 2020

flaunce

real nice; gaudy; showy; expensive-looking, etc.

Bill: Check out my fresh Air Jordan 12s.
Piglet: Man them shits is flaunce.
Bill: My whole shit's flaunce.

by Cutty Pipe April 3, 2009

Flounder Tits

1. Breasts of a woman of which are face opposite directions when she's on her back. (Typically larger cup sizes.)

Damn, I hooked up with Sally last night, she looks like she has a nice rack but after I got her shirt off, she had FLOUNDER TITS!

by Cassidy44 November 2, 2010

pound the flounder

Male masturbation, jerking off, etc...

Q: What's Mike up to this weekend? A: Since his girlfriend is away he's probably gonna sit home and pound the flounder.

by FunnyMFer March 30, 2010

Flounder Pubes

When one's pubic hair is extremely unkempt.

Damn..that dudes got some Flounder Pubes!!

by Schlossberg January 14, 2008

Flounder Dick

Flounder Dick occurs in severely overweight men. When a hugely fat guy developes a "front butt" his dick begins to migrate south like the eye of a juvenile flounder- it is mostly out of necessity due to the encroachment of the "front butt", and to ensure the dick can still hang in the toilet. Extreme cases left untreated can result in the distgusting condition known as Dick Buttkiss.

that dude is so fat, he must have a full fledged flounder dick.

by drbinshore May 14, 2010