foreston

The arm pit of America with loose skeezy women with no morals!

Your wife is in foreston with another man

by Carlos riviera January 26, 2021

La Foresta

A commun in the middle of the untamed forest of Leuven, Belgium. There, you will find endless corridors, wonderful people from all the 🌍, and daily master chef competitions in the kitchen. Get your quads prepared for a daily uphill battle on a crappy bike. Native Belgians are far and few between but you will become cultured with the biodiversity of its residents. The parties at La Foresta are absolutely EPPIIICCCCC as we have our own bar in the basement and soundproof walls. BTW, don’t forget to roll the r.

The halloween partay In La Foresta was CrAzYyyYyyyy 🤪

by Bittersweet Nostalgia October 22, 2022

Foresting

The act of sticking a thin wooden dowel (the less smooth, the better) into a man's urethra, then pulling it out as fast as possible, leaving many splinters inside the penis.

Guy 1: How was your date last night with Katie?
Guy 2: It was pretty good. Me and her were foresting, but we had to stop once her parents came home.

by Shreddi April 23, 2019

Florentine

A tall nice girl which is intelligent and reads to much books. She will probably always bring insiders that no one understands. Apart from that she's really sensible and emotional and cry's about everything. She is 100% the mom friend and will adopt you against your will, but don't let her fool you, deep down she's a good amount of crazy and likes to be treated like a Queen.

"Shit it happened."
"What? Did Florentine adopt you?"
"Yeah, and now she just wont stop talking about her books"

by Tojojo Joestar August 10, 2017

Flarestacking

While your partner or unsuspecting foe is asleep, stand over top of them facing their feet, one foot on each side of their body being careful not to wake them. Taking a lighter, one crouches with there bottom about a foot away from the others face while igniting the lighter and expelling a fart, forcing a flame towards the face of your opponent. A flame justifies 1 point, singed hair, 2 points, and an actualy burn on the face of your opponent will earn you 3 points.

After refusing to have sex with him, Joe waited until she fell asleep, and then gave her a good flarestacking.

by Definition Dan April 4, 2015

Florexan

Someone who lives in Florida, but grew up in Texas

I grew up in Texas and moved to Florida. Texas will always have a place in my heart, and I will never be a full Floridian. I am a Florexan.

by tx92fl17 June 4, 2018

Brown Florentine

While it may sound like a tasty drink from Starbucks, ordering one would be an embarrassing mistake. A Brown Florentine is a variation on the menudo sexual act. During the act of sex the male inserts his penis into the women's vagina and proceeds to reach his hand (full fisted) into her anal cavity where he then commences jerking himself off through the membrane that separates the vagina and rectum.

Hey Clay. I heard you gave Lynn the Brown Florentine last night.

Yeah, I almost made it to the small intestine. Maybe next time.

(high five)

by DominatHER May 27, 2008