florestan

Short Flo. Florestan is the most kindest, helpful, beautiful and smart person I know. When you smoke a pot with Florestan I suggest you to watch with them some reels or tik tok you won’t regret it. When around him it’s always a party, he’s able to make you feel at home in every situation and won’t ever leave you alone. When he drives is a lot sporty, but don’t worry he will never put your life at risk unless you’re not important. He blasphemes a lot and gets piss down easily especially if he drives or you’re really dumb.

Florestan is a really good guy, will never find another one like him

florestan by tigrotta November 22, 2021

florista 

word used to describe a hippie protestor who can be loud and proud even though unsure of why and certainly uncabable of physical anything.

Rosepetal - Down with the establishment! Down with tradition!

Cop 1 - Look at the floristas. . . raise your baton.

Rosepetal - Ah! RUN!!!

Cop 2 - Ha! Good one.

florista by Harry Day March 13, 2010

Forestia 

An impoverished older female who seeks attention and validation online from usually younger guys by constantly feigning victim. Low intelligence and psychotic babble are hallmarks as such a person has little working knowledge of anything but self.

I was chatting online the other day when some weirdo chic starts telling me her story of being digitally raped.

Guy 2
Oh yeah? Whatd she look like?

Guy1
Old dame with ratty hair. Looked like she been living in a cave.

Guy2

Uh huh. What else she say?

Guy1 she all but begged me to feel sorry for her then started rambling about boys.

Guy 2
Sounds like a lady forestia...

Guy1
Yea probably was, given all the lies and victim cards.

Forestia by WhoWillYouBlameItOnNext November 25, 2018

Forestalgia 

fore·stal·gi·a
n.

1. A bittersweet longing for things, persons, or situations to come in the future.
2. To imagine what the future holds.

1. While sitting in class Razmig began having forestalgic dreams.
2. James began day dreaming of what the future could hold, he was overtaken by forestalgia.

Forestalgia by razmiga March 5, 2006

flositate 

(v.) - When you eat dental floss, causing your stomach to become a large bowl of dental floss.

One day, I flositated because I was drunk and thought I was eating mint ice cream.

flositate by Yinky February 4, 2008

forestall 

In commerce industry, main company try to rule the whole market by monopoly.The big companies stymie other small and venture group company's product going out in the mall or market.

Companies have been forestalled by the length of time the Microsoft Windows software take the whole IT market during 1990's.

forestall by purinsy October 18, 2008

floresism 

When a woman lies about her age by adding 10 years, only to get compliments about looking young.

Cassandra totally has a case of floresism, what a nut case!

floresism by anonymousonetwothree October 8, 2008