flobbing

When you try to take a sip from a straw, but you do not look at it so your mouth searches for it and you look fuckin retarded. ( A term created by ma bae Adam Lambert, where my fanbase at???!)

,, See the girl over there, what is she doing with her mouth open like that?"
,, She's flobbing."
,, Or she just retarded"

by fffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuu April 30, 2017

Flob

Fat Whore who tends to be obsessed with herself. Thinks she knows EVERYBODY. Get's on alot of peoples nerves. Has at least ONE follower. Usually has an idol from 'Girls Of The Playboy Mansion'. Trys to be a plastic (eg. hair extensions, false nails, far too much make up, fake tan etc.)

"OMG! Look at that girl!"
"She's obviously such a Flob"

by Oibagtr March 29, 2008

flob

Wet fart. Pushing out a fart results in a little brown parcel in the back of your pants.

Oh Shit, I've flobbed

by mookamookaman October 01, 2006

Flob

Combination of a Fat Slob

Yo who is dat over there?

Looks like a flob to me.

What's a flob?

A fat slob!

Lol!

by jack a bee April 25, 2016

flobbing

fucking while bouncing around on a bed.

Their flobbing is going to destroy the mattress.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Flob

sperm, spunk, Semen

I can't wait to get into my wanking pit and throw some flob over my thumb!

by benmaye December 30, 2012

flob

Short for "frontal lobotomy."

The terrorist was flobbed by the directed energy weapon before he could take any aggressive actions. Due to the hyper-efficient flobbing, the subject was rendered gentle and passive.

by Meerkat2040 April 12, 2005