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emotional flatliner

a person who has experienced emotional bankruptcy and never recovers from it

a person with untreatable depression caused by severe and/or repeated emotional trauma
It's been two years since they broke up. When I ran into him the other day, it was like the break-up had just happened. That dude is an emotional flatliner!
by Ruby Slippers February 19, 2010
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flatliner

someone who is boring, unenergentic, tired, sleepy.
Dont be a flatliner! Here's a beer, c'mon lets get drunk!
by DanteM August 29, 2005
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Flatline

1. To be dead, refering to how ECG machines' little green line goes flat when someone is dead.
2. To kill someone, literally or figuartively.
3. To be retarded, metally challenged, stupid, dimwit, and/or dumb.
4. A game where people choke themselves to get the feeling equivalent to be high. Therefore, legally high. Also known at the Choking Game and Space Monkey(s).
1. "Doc, the patient hass flatlined!"
2. a) The marine flatlined the Iraqi terrorist.
b) "I'll flatline you if you tell my mom I got a 46 on my math test!"
3. "Did you just figure out that water is wet? Wow Flatline, you're a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
4. A lot of kids accidently kill themselves trying to get high while playing Flatline
by Carrera's Wedge May 9, 2007
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Flatliner

A person whos eyebrows lack an arch.
Gentleman: Hon, you should really pluck your eyebrows, you look like a total flatliner.
Woman: Thanks, Hon.
by LadyGagum November 26, 2009
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flatline

A monotonous, expressionless person, lacking any enthusiasm or emotion. The term comes from hospital lingo, where a patient is said to flatline when a continuous straight line is displayed on their heart monitor, indicating death.
"...as excited as that flatline can get. I had to remind him twice to keep breathing."
by Der Golem February 7, 2010
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Flatline

An alcoholic beverage (a "bomb") made by dropping a shot of one part Goldschlager and one part Jagermeister into a vodka redbull. Consumption of multiple flatlines may cause one to become "flatlined."
Gully: Yo I had like twelve flatlines last night. I wasn't that drunk though.
Person number 2: No. You were flatlined, you got kicked out, and shut up.
by J'Mackafart September 20, 2010
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Flatliner

A mindless person or someone with no personality; gives blank stares, especially when presented with ideas or facts that should arouse some sort of reaction in a sentient being. Basically brain dead or mentally challenged. It would be improper to use this against someone who has a real diagnosed disability of course. More like, if you meet someone in a professional capacity whose title suggests they are intelligent, but really they just stand around looking dumb.
"I told Guido that the server was down and he said 'So...?'. Is that guy a fucking flatliner?"
by Dick Asplundher May 8, 2009
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