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Canadian Flatbed

A semi-sexual act wherein the receiver lays on their stomach while giver pours maple syrup on the small of the reciever’s back and then spreads the syrup around with their breasts.
I wanted something a little sticky and sweet, so she suggested a Canadian Flatbed.
by ThiccDaveCave July 27, 2018
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Flathead Screw

Possibly one of the worst screw design EVER. Once you use a flathead screwdriver to screw the flathead in something, the screwdriver will most likely slip of the screw. Also known to be very hard to use because it slips everytime
*Hey bro, how's the electrical box enclosure? 😊

*No man, my screw driver keeps slipping off everytime I screw this flathead screw in place... 😠

*Should've used a Philips screw 😂

*I guess you're screwed 😂
by AppleUsersMustSwitchToAndroid December 30, 2019
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flatbed scanner

Electronic device that looks like a small suitcase. Lay paper of a book on it, and it works like a photocopier, delivering an electronic version of the document as an image-file to your personal computer.
"I used my flatbed scanner to get my cat onto Cat Scan."
by Norman July 24, 2004
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Flathead

A white male who wears a flat-rimmed hat and is exceedingly stupid. Typically travel in posses and hang out with bumblebitches. You know a flathead is not going anywhere in life.
Why can't the library leave the Calculus books outside when they lock it up?

Because someone would steal them.

What would a flathead do with Calc book?
by TheMaskedRecommender March 29, 2013
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Flatheaded

otherwise known as; to be a Flathead. basically meaning slutty, jerky, or diddlerish.
Girl #1: so..me and adam hooked up today..
Girl #2: are you guys dating?
Girl #1: no.
Girl #2: *gasp* that's so Flatheaded of you!
by diddlegirl69 February 17, 2010
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Flathead

when the back of your head becomes fat after a night of head banging against the headboard of a bed or wall.
i woke up this morning with the worst flathead dave drove me hard last night
by a-wall9 October 16, 2009
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flatbeat

a very sad person who writes their own definitions.
by Incuban July 28, 2003
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