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Flashbangsexmagic

Throwing a flashbang grenade at someone, having sex with them, and then giving a them a magical money shot to the face. So when they recover from the flashbang and can see again, they dont notice they're walking around with semen on theirface.
Person 1 : hahaha look at that dude hes got jizz on his face and he cant see where hes goign!
Person 2: Perhaps he was hit with Flashbangsexmagic
by Paddy O'Mally January 16, 2009
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Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

FOCD is the term describing someone's need to turn every bit of information written down as notes into flashcards.
Kristen has Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Have you seen her stack of index cards for spanish? It's gotta be half a foot tall!
by KristenThChitch February 2, 2009
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Philadelphia Flashbang

Philadelphia Flashbang

Imitating the effects of a flashbang, temporary blindness and deafness, the Philadelphia flashbang is the sexual act when a man thunderclaps a woman from behind (clap both ears at once) and as she turns around he jizzes in her eyes. Thus blinding and deafening her.
Sean pulled a quick Philadelphia Flashbang on Oliva and she had no clue it was cumming.
by The Ill Tits Bo$$man December 3, 2009
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Russian Flashbang Flashbanging

When you're doing the russian flashbang to a girl then you get raided by the FBI.

"FBI open up!"

Throws flashbang into room

FBI enters room

They see people doing the russian flashbang

The spetsnaz show up and join in

Putin approval.
"I was doing the russian flashbang flashbanging to this girl the other day, you know when you cum in her eyes and tug on her ears at the same time, then I got raided by the FBI... The worst part is that the Spetsnaz joined in."
by Cavalirium June 4, 2021
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flashtango

When a female removes her pants and dances on a male while wearing only panties or thong.
Guy: Dude, she just flashtangoed with me!

Girl: Can I flashtango on you?
by Taylian March 27, 2012
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Flashmares

A flashback the occurs in your sleep. It's like a nightmare except it's of a past trauma.
I couldn't sleep, I kept getting flashmares
by D-Monkey March 9, 2018
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flarbnarg

A person who is very annoying and needs to stop what they're doing immediately!
Oh you little Flarbnarg...Why are you going 10 mph on the highway????
by Hector Schwartz December 13, 2018
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