Another name for a Moist Flapper. A nasty, wet sounding fart that creates a noticeable flapping sound made by one's anal sphincter when releasing flatulence aka gas. The flapping sound is most often, but not always, caused by the presence of wet gas or loose stool or from the occurrence of a shart. Sometimes, the flap is simply caused by the sheer force of the gaseous expulsion.
Feeling a little irregularity in his digestive system, Carl found himself rushing from his sales meeting to relieve himself of his explosive Flapulence in the executive washroom. After release, he gave himself a quick courtesy wipe just make sure he didn't get any Moose Jelly or skid marks in his grunders.
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As the flaming dessert passed our table, my drum roll flatulence was dramatically announcing its delivery.
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I looked over to this dude in the movie theatre looking for some kittens but then I realized he had a bad case of mewing kittens flatulence!
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Get the mewing kittens flatulence mug.Farting at the top of an escalator so that the smell hovers at the peak of the escalator so everyone who goes up is forced to walk through a gateway of your poop particles
yo i pulled an escalated flatulence in the airport and there must have been 100 people coming up behind me. hahahah
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Get the escalated flatulence mug.(v.) Oral flatulence - people who talk confidently about things they have little to no idea about. Usually comes with a strong odor of bullsh*t, and a follow-up helping of "STFU"
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