flabberjacker

Noun

Meaning idiocy, foolishness, clumsiness and crazyness.

"Hey, stop acting like a flabberjacker!" Mike yelled at his friend.

"Sorry, I just get like this sometimes." Ben replied.

by LaurenJJJ August 5, 2008

Flabberfucked

When a fat ugly person eye fucks you.

Ben-"dude that fat ugly bitch just checked you out"
Tad-" Shit man i just got flabberfucked"

by jabadiahh October 4, 2011

Flabberfucked

after reading fanfiction and feeling relived and calm from the briallnt steamy read. lets you release your hornieness even in lessons

gabby is feeling rather flabberfucked after that cool fanfiction

by #selfie#noway#England May 10, 2019

Flapperjack

A really really hott and yummy pancake, also a name for a strangly attractive freshman.

"Hey guys, look! Flapperjack"
"Wow, he's totally hot"
"Did you just say that about a freshman"
"Yeah, I like all men"
"LOL"

by Isabel F December 11, 2008

flaberjacked

when a woman grabs a mans ass flapps and twists as hard as possible

the first night went great I got flaberjacked so hard I couldn't sit down afterwards

by mynameistrevor February 26, 2020

Flabbernackle

a device that is over engineered and pointless.

"That device you devised is nothing but a flabbernackle."

by dusty118 September 19, 2022

Flabbajack

1)A flap of skin leftover from liposuction and or losing alot weight really fast

Dude did you see his flabbajack?

Shes hot but i heard she has a flabbajack.

by FLAMEBOI April 4, 2008