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firewater

He had too much firewater and he passed out.
by The Return of Light Joker September 16, 2010
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Firewang

The Firewang or firewanging it the subtle art of stealthily sneaking a fire extinguisher (any size will do, preferably a foam one) into the bedroom just before intercourse. Having said fire extinguisher hidden, but at arms reach from your partner. When the time comes casually place your loved one in the finisher (doggy or reverse cowboy preferable for espionage). Yell 'Im going to cum!'. Spin her around, extinguisher at the ready (remember to break seal if a new one) and unleash in her face. This will give you a few seconds to pull your condom off (if you are wearing one of course) manover your johnson back into your partially sighted, potentially peeved, lover and blow your load. Optional as you leave is calling back 'that's Firewang'.
'Why is he looking so pleased with himself?' '
'oh Jamie firewanged the shit out of his ex boyfriend last night'

'So I pull out the the old firewang manover last night and to my shock she was staring right back at me with her own fire extinguisher. We had a 'Firewang off'.

'Are you on the beers tonight?'
'I don't drink, I firewang.'

'Jamie has achieved the perfect firewanging week. 7 in 7 nights. He's a 'firewanimal.'
'
by (F)red bacardi breezer May 13, 2010
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Firewall

When a man with red hair spreads his excess scrotum skin over the face of a woman.
"Chris, I want you to strap me down and firewall me"

"AHHH, You're suffocating me with your firewall!"
by Brock, "Dirty Sanchez," Otten October 20, 2007
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Firewalk

Purposely annoying people in debate or chat or opinion forums, using bad trolling methods that anyone with an IQ over 10 could see though.

Variations:
Firewalker, Firewalking, Firewalks, Firewalked
"Jon, stop firewalking."

"If he tries to firewalk one more time, I'm gonna god rage."

"This is the worst firewalking I have ever seen."
by Phonerion Ballznevsky June 26, 2014
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Firewall Friend

A friend that keeps you safer on the internet. This can be through informative conversations, physical technical assistance and remote technical assistance.
"I'm not really sure if I'm practicing safe behavior online. I wish I had more firewall friends."
by jordanteater June 21, 2012
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Firewater Chic

Fashion trend: the wearing of traditional Native American attire/accessories/emblems for the moden "hip" girl.
by Aryn505 October 27, 2010
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FIREWALL

1. STD-infected female genitals.
Don't screw her...that bitch got a firewall.
by CNJACL September 10, 2010
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