A fig

A straight male who has a so called “soft spot” for elderly females. Although a fig can be any age they tend to be between the ages 15 and 25. Furthermore, although not directly linked to the “fig” status, studies have shown that there is a clear corresponding factor of erectile dysfunction. Possibly due to a few too many hours looking at Susan Boyle’s Britains got talent performance.

“Oi Pete mate had any lady action recently?”
“Yes, yes I have thank you Freddie”

“Ah don’t tell me your going back to your fig habits”
“Oh crud stop calling me a fig grr”

by Rd29 July 27, 2019

figs

1. An exclamation of mild annoyance to a situation that was not expected.

2. A Fruit

1. Oh figs, I left the cat in the oven.

2. I really fancy a couple of figs right now.

by Ruzz99 July 3, 2005

FIG

"Female Identified Gay" A woman who identifies as a gay man and is not trans. A woman who is a gay man on the inside.

"Oh my God, look at that girl over there. She's such a FIG!"

by Charlie Chapless May 2, 2007

FIGS

FIGS, or "Freshman Idiot Guy Syndrome," refers to the tendency of freshman guys to approach girls under the guise that they are interested in them, but later admit that they would rather have random, meaningless hook-ups than relationships with substance. Idiots. (note: FIGS can be used both to describe the syndrome and the guys suffering from the syndrome).

I'm so sick of all these FIGS that are so desperate to hook-up that they'll fuck anything that moves.

by sick-of-figs January 6, 2008

Fig

Another term for fag or faggot; used to hate on any person looking, acting, or being accused of being a homosexual.

Noah your such a fig.

by GayJohn69 May 12, 2011

Figging

When Person #1 shoves a peeled ginger root up Person #2’s anus. This causes pain

Danny loves to do figging with Annie because it serves as a good punishment

by I luv figging July 11, 2018

figs

short form of "figures"

a single word expression meant for commenting on a regular occurance, or behavior that is so predictable it's getting funny and/or exasperating.

my mom: I just heard on the news that Britney Spears is pregnant again.
Me: FIGS!

my boyfriend: Wanna do it?
Me: FIIIIIGS!!!!

Me: i'm hungry.... figs.

by CCAA VIP 07 December 14, 2008