Noun: Someone who religiously plays Fifa, but has never kicked an actual soccer ball. Thus, when they are not wasting their time playing Fifa, they are talking about how good certain players are, and acting like they have a comprehension of the game, when in fact they don't.
John: I love Christiano Ronaldo because he has 95 speed and 98 kick power.
Will: What the fuck are you talking about?
Jim: He doesn't know what he's talking about, he's a typical Fifa Warrior.
Will: What the fuck are you talking about?
Jim: He doesn't know what he's talking about, he's a typical Fifa Warrior.
by poopgo November 16, 2011
Get the Fifa Warrior mug.A FIFA Nitty is a person who has an uncontrollable addiction to the video game Fifa.
As soon as they get home they forget about the outside world and go into their room dark room which smells like ass.
you can identify them by the way they act when someone mentions Fifa, they get extremely excited and tell others proudly that they play Fifa for hours on end without stopping. Sometimes they can go on for days without stopping and they are always behind on their work. This makes them frustrated at others and they can't control their emotions.
Fifa Nitty's become more deluded as time goes by, their speech becomes broken and they sound like a motorbike trying to start on a cold Monday morning.
As soon as they get home they forget about the outside world and go into their room dark room which smells like ass.
you can identify them by the way they act when someone mentions Fifa, they get extremely excited and tell others proudly that they play Fifa for hours on end without stopping. Sometimes they can go on for days without stopping and they are always behind on their work. This makes them frustrated at others and they can't control their emotions.
Fifa Nitty's become more deluded as time goes by, their speech becomes broken and they sound like a motorbike trying to start on a cold Monday morning.
Kevin: "Who plays FIFA 20"
Zain: "I do, i play all the time yesterday i played 6 hours straight"
Kevin: "These are the signs that you are becoming a FIFA Nitty, bro you need to get help ASAP"
Zain: "I do, i play all the time yesterday i played 6 hours straight"
Kevin: "These are the signs that you are becoming a FIFA Nitty, bro you need to get help ASAP"
by FIFA Nitty Slayer 21 December 2, 2019
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Get the Fifield mug.Describes having a simple, more than likely low-wage 9 to 5 job. Working in other words. Can be used in present, past or future tense.
"Yet here I be, Nine and Fifin' It with all them no-names..."
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Person 1: "Hey what're you doing tomorrow? Want to meet up?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'ma be Nine and Fifin' it tomorrow."
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Person 1: "Hey what're you doing tomorrow? Want to meet up?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'ma be Nine and Fifin' it tomorrow."
by jlo44 November 22, 2010
Get the Nine and Fifin' It mug.1. When you're playing FIFA and everything is going great, and then the game fucks you over in the last minute so you lose. Examples include:
Bullshit handballs that turn into PKs
FIFA autoswitching you away from a wide open dude in front of the net
Your aerial threat refusing to jump for a header
etc.
2. When real FIFA, meaning the world governing body of soccer/football, not the video game, does something stupid like decide to have Qatar host a world cup.
Bullshit handballs that turn into PKs
FIFA autoswitching you away from a wide open dude in front of the net
Your aerial threat refusing to jump for a header
etc.
2. When real FIFA, meaning the world governing body of soccer/football, not the video game, does something stupid like decide to have Qatar host a world cup.
Yeah, a randomass desert in the Middle East is a much more logical location than the US. Fucking FIFA bullshit
by fudgemybum December 10, 2010
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Get the FIFA 17 mug.Also known as a Fifover - is when you and your boys stay up way too late playing FIFA, and when you wake up the next day you are extremely tired and all you can think about is Futbol, and beating your friends in FIFA next week.
Rando: "Bryan, I have a FIFA hangover man."
Bryan: "Yeah we were up late man, my Fifover is gnarly."
Randy: "I'm gonna make your Real Madrid bend over next week."
Bryan: "Shuuut uup! I'll wreck you!"
Bryan: "Yeah we were up late man, my Fifover is gnarly."
Randy: "I'm gonna make your Real Madrid bend over next week."
Bryan: "Shuuut uup! I'll wreck you!"
by ghettorando901 September 1, 2014
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